Hygiene issues is a no go. Stinky pussy reviews- THN, BP Roxi and Suicide Girl

What about the French wine that the women of the village crush the grapes with their pussies.
It's called Fouie Pussey.

I saw a provider who, years ago, was mortified about a reviewer claiming that her clam stank. Would not let me go down until she'd used my shower (it was a long drive to my place, and the weather was HOT). Now, here's the thing: I'd seen this provider before, and her pussy always smelled and tasted like PUSSY. It's supposed to have a slight musk to it. The smell is supposed to get stronger when she gets aroused. Those are pheromones. When they get out of control and also carry an underhint of stale piss and sweat, that's unwashed crack. Add old shit to the mix and you hit the nasty trifecta. Rotting semen in the puss? That's the most common cause of fishy-vag. If you're going to take a creampie, push it out into the toilet and give your ham wallet a rinse.

Now, I've been with multiple providers who have tasteless pussy. They have somehow (I'm guessing with a douche) managed to wash out their natural taste. I'm guessing that most hobbyists associate this with "clean pussy". The problem is that doing so upsets the microbial balance in the pussy. And an upset balance can lead to yeasty beasties or a nasty case of bacterial vaginosis.

I knew one provider who got bacterial vaginosis because she's been seeing a higher than normal volume of clients and all of the condoms upset the balance in her hoo-hah. You see, when you touch ANYTHING, you put bacteria on it. Normally, the vag cleans this stuff out on its own, but if you CONSTANTLY introduce foreign bacteria, it can't keep up.

Then there's the STI stank. I went to a strip club once. Went up to tip a rather attractive dancer on stage. The stank hit me immediately - like rotting vegetation (strike one). She asked me in a slurred voice if I had any drugs (strike two), asked me if I wanted to fuck her for $150 (she's OUT!). She fell down as I walked away. I found out about a month later that she'd been fired for barebacking dudes in the VIP room for pay.


So ladies, wash the outside of your junk with soap and water. Rinse the inner lips with clean water. Don't use douches to compensate for changes in your smell that occur naturally with your cycle. Your vag will thank you.

And for the love of God, DON'T FUCK YOURSELF WITH CANDY. The sugars are a surefire way to grow some interesting yeast in your muffin.


Now, I'm not saying that ANY of the providers here have any of these issues, but remember that the smell and taste will vary during a woman's cycle. It'll get stronger as she gets closer to ovulation. Know the difference between a dirty vag, an infected vag, and an aroused vag. It'll save you some embarrassment when you post about, "OH MY GOD HER SQUISH MITTEN STANK!" Originally Posted by snarl

The fact that you're well informed of how vaginas function really turns me on...

Gyno 101

I've once heard gay men say they don't like pussy because it smells like sardines or rotted fish.

In my almost going on 60's years, I have yet to meet a pussy that smells like that and I have gone down on a lot of women in my life.

Well look at the bright side dude, at least she wasn't on her period.

I've once heard gay men say they don't like pussy because it smells like sardines or rotted fish.

In my almost going on 60's years, I have yet to meet a pussy that smells like that and I have gone down on a lot of women in my life. Originally Posted by CG2014

That is because you have not seen THN BCD yet.

That is because you have not seen THN BCD yet. Originally Posted by davidfree986

You have? I must have missed that review.

You have? I must have missed that review. Originally Posted by GracePreston

Now, there is the GracePreston typical interjection she is famous for!

To answer your question, nope, and would not even if she paid me double her donation. Just going by what others have said, and is also noted in a few of her reviews.

The fact that you're well informed of how vaginas function really turns me on...

Gyno 101 Originally Posted by Eva Damita

Lol I also thought he was pretty spot on for a man

sorry double post

Micktoz, like your work of fiction, but Pouilly-Fuissé is a chardonnay made in an appellation named Pouilly-Fuissé in Burgundy. The grapes are not crushed with pussies, but Pouilly refers to nearby hills, Mont de Pouilly. But daty with a good chardonnay and pussy would be delicious.

Douche bag walks into bar and the bartender asks :

" Wha'll it be ? "

Douchebag replies: " Vinegar and water ".

Lol I also thought he was pretty spot on for a man Originally Posted by Jules Jaguar

I've found that being knowledgeable about something usually leads to getting more enjoyment from it. I'm one of the few guys that reads the instruction manual. If I'm going to play with it, I wanna know everything there is to know about it.

Now, there is the GracePreston typical interjection she is famous for!

To answer your question, nope, and would not even if she paid me double her donation. Just going by what others have said, and is also noted in a few of her reviews. Originally Posted by davidfree986

You constantly ask for links or proof of things that are said about you, yet here you are using what others have said against someone you don't like. Hypocrite much? So based on your reasoning, even though I don't know you, I should believe everything others have said?

I, in the other hand, have seen THN and I can attest to a very clean and tasty vagina.

You constantly ask for links or proof of things that are said about you, yet here you are using what others have said against someone you don't like. Hypocrite much? So based on your reasoning, even though I don't know you, I should believe everything others have said?

I, in the other hand, have seen THN and I can attest to a very clean and tasty vagina. Originally Posted by Mr. Rogers

Now now, do not go making this thread about me. IMO, in every thread that is posted, especially ones that accuse, it is better to have a factual link to show proof. That review in the OP and a couple more state that she has a sticky pussy. So are you saying the review in post #1 is fake? Anyways, good for you that you did not have to smell the tuna fish rank that others have had to do with this provider. Of course, it would help you cause if you reviewed THN, but since you didn't, what you say about how clean her pussy is and tastes really means nothing.

I've once heard gay men say they don't like pussy because it smells like sardines or rotted fish.

In my almost going on 60's years, I have yet to meet a pussy that smells like that and I have gone down on a lot of women in my life. Originally Posted by CG2014

Old man go see her. instead of talking dumb nonsense. Go ahead and pay her for her services. Go down in her stinky pussy then report back. old man.