I think it's about time for me to hang up my condoms‏

Brooke Wilde's Avatar
Not a lot of stock 500 hp sedans out there. Originally Posted by Oralist
WOW, you were not kidding. I had not done any research but your comment made me curious, until now I was just going off what the commercials lead me to believe. Cars I thought were in the high 300 or low 400 hp range are really in the high 200 or low 300 hp range.

I could of swore I saw an MKZ commercial where it said it had a 540hp V8, but apparently I was dreaming because I found no mention of it on the internet .

I also thought the 4 door V8 Jags had more HP then they actually do. I see Cadillac has some opinions but my provider mind just can't stop associating "lacs" with pimps. I also like A8's and some Mercedes, but they get out of my budget real fast.

I was dead set on an SRT8 jeep, but after driving one for a few days, I could not get over that gear shifter. It was just odd. You had to double and triple check if it actually went into park.

I don't know why, but I seem to be drawn to that new Lincoln Continental that's coming out, but that's a big ass car, so that V8 better be massive.

Also thanks for the kind words ladies!!!
Oralist's Avatar
WOW, you were not kidding. I had not done any research but your comment made me curious, until now I was just going off what the commercials lead me to believe. Cars I thought were in the high 300 or low 400 hp range are really in the high 200 or low 300 hp range.

I could of swore I saw an MKZ commercial where it said it had a 540hp V8, but apparently I was dreaming because I found no mention of it on the internet .

I also thought the 4 door V8 Jags had more HP then they actually do. I see Cadillac has some opinions but my provider mind just can't stop associating "lacs" with pimps. I also like A8's and some Mercedes, but they get out of my budget real fast.

I was dead set on an SRT8 jeep, but after driving one for a few days, I could not get over that gear shifter. It was just odd. You had to double and triple check if it actually went into park.

I don't know why, but I seem to be drawn to that new Lincoln Continental that's coming out, but that's a big ass car, so that V8 better be massive.

Also thanks for the kind words ladies!!! Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde
You jogged my memory a little. A Cadillac CTS with a corvette engine used to be available. Pretty quick, from what I've heard. And, pimps don't drive that model. They like the big ones.
Oralist's Avatar
Also, the Charger is 4 door and you can get it with a Hemi. Pimps do like this one a little. A neighbor has one with a manual transmission. Sounds pretty mean.
WOW, you were not kidding. I had not done any research but your comment made me curious, until now I was just going off what the commercials lead me to believe. Cars I thought were in the high 300 or low 400 hp range are really in the high 200 or low 300 hp range.

I could of swore I saw an MKZ commercial where it said it had a 540hp V8, but apparently I was dreaming because I found no mention of it on the internet .

I also thought the 4 door V8 Jags had more HP then they actually do. I see Cadillac has some opinions but my provider mind just can't stop associating "lacs" with pimps. I also like A8's and some Mercedes, but they get out of my budget real fast.

I was dead set on an SRT8 jeep, but after driving one for a few days, I could not get over that gear shifter. It was just odd. You had to double and triple check if it actually went into park.

I don't know why, but I seem to be drawn to that new Lincoln Continental that's coming out, but that's a big ass car, so that V8 better be massive.

Also thanks for the kind words ladies!!! Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

Lol! An MKZ with over 500hp?! Lol!!!! That's funny.

If you want a fast sedan with that much power you at limited to BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Cadillac, and maybe a few others but there aren't many.
You jogged my memory a little. A Cadillac CTS with a corvette engine used to be available. Pretty quick, from what I've heard. And, pimps don't drive that model. They like the big ones. Originally Posted by Oralist
CTS-V = approx 650 hp
Charger Hellcat = 700 hp

I would suggest the Caddy for the price. Dodge is just plastic.
Vikki Markov's Avatar
Wow Brooke! I'm fairly new here so we dont know each other. I just read through many of your blog posts in one fell swoop. I have to say that your raw and pure perspectives on morality and life are so inspiring. Often, I have a hard time justifying this hobby within the context of my life, which is otherwise very quiet and average. I admire your attempt at lasting monogamy, honesty with your partner, and your passion to pursue your business. Thank you for posting and being who you are, I hope you have many years of happiness with your beautiful family!
Is the OP even retiring? She started this thread in 2014.
DEAR_JOHN's Avatar
Also, the Charger is 4 door and you can get it with a Hemi. Pimps do like this one a little. A neighbor has one with a manual transmission. Sounds pretty mean. Originally Posted by Oralist
Pimps go for the Chrysler 300 instead of a Charger.
Pimps go for the Chrysler 300 instead of a Charger. Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN
And they add all the stuff to make them look like a Bentley or a Rolls. Speaking of 500hp. Grab a Bentley.