The Risk In Renting to Providers

I can drink from the faucet at trickle just fine.



Are we required to allow service mutts? You know those nasty fuckers will drink from the toilet if we don't have self closing lids.

I'll be taking care of pest control tomorrow.

Shotgun! Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

Ok, you can go but I want a BJ on the way... Originally Posted by boardman

That will keep her from talking...anyway.

Are we required to allow service mutts? You know those nasty fuckers will drink from the toilet if we don't have self closing lids. Originally Posted by boardman

Nahhh.....since we don't even open till 2am, no one's the wiser....but as a precaution, we'll have the silverback deny entry to anyone needing a service mutt.....problem solved.

I feel safer now...



Tebow bless the silverbacks.

Okay...all done for the day. Let's go!

Did you wash your pussy?

Google maps says I'll be there in....hang on....

Next Tuesday? WTF?

Washed/waxed/detailed...squeaky clean. Put the pedal to the metal, pussy!

Washed/waxed/detailed...squeaky clean. Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Vajazzled?

Vajazzled? Originally Posted by chicagoboy

But of course!

The fucking plumbers did not show today!

They will be onsite tomorrow...

Hey, there is a dumpster full of home-depot shit there now... Fucking cheap home owners

Fucking plumbers I tell ya.....they never take shit seriously....

Some retard would try to tit fuck the plumber's crack.

I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. I did wonder why her belly button was so close to her nipples.


:back to business:
Do we have a DJ yet

:back to business:
Do we have a DJ yet Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Was meaning to ask you DG.....to your knowledge, is L. Peters still around or do we need to start looking into the dub-step scene?


But even more important.....who's got my order of glow sticks?

That will keep her from talking...anyway. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Following me around from thread to thread. I guess that means you've been running your yap elsewhere too, or will be soon. I'll be sure to like your post when you do.

For real though:

Why are you on my nuts?!? No! you can't have mine, go take yours back from the unlucky fucktardette that has yours tucked away. Next time won't be as nice...

Now where the fuck did I put my oj and glowstick?