Interesting breakfast with Andrea Swallows

I would go to this...for the free booze and porn. But also with my camera phone to take pics and LAUGH LIKE A MOFO

Imagine an ECCIE party with porn on the big screen and all kinds of sessions going on in the seats and on the field. I think Jerry will do anything for money so it could happen. The stories I've heard about him and the 90s Cowboys makes me think he and a few players might join.

Also, I'm on "paper" with the Mods and shit. I've got like 7 points on my shit for dumbass shit. So I turned it down a notch so I can stay and play with y'all and keep my title as "Champion Among Trolls". Originally Posted by str8.2.bbbj
YOU got points?!?! Your posts are hilarious and have a great sense of truth to your wit. Guess some don't like competition lol.
Don't Be Daft!'s Avatar
This is fucking mental! Check out the last comment or so in the alerts about this slag! You fucking wankers act like you've never seen a hot woman? And, truthfully she's NOT that bloody hot. Maybe a 6 on a good day--at best. Why would you wish to put yourself in harms-way with pimps, sti's & who fucking knows what else? The whole pimp being near the door is just weird as shit. Personally...I don't want another man anywhere near me whilst I'm naked--that's just gay IMHO--two lightsabers two many! The whole lot of ya are a bunch of silly little cunts if ya pay this slag a penny more. FYI: Not that I'm the world's most gifted when it comes to the "King's English" but, one can tell quite a lot based on how one writes...the sensible tend on well--making fucking sense. Please learn how to write a complete thought correctly prior to posting your infantile thoughts on the benefits of seeing this puffy nipped swamp donkey. Cheers;-)

*This isn't pointed at anyone specifically. I just personally feel as if she is counterproductive to stability within the hobby community. Why fund someone who is quite obviously a disaster at making sensible choices? Pimps and robbing people equals bad choice. Thought I should justify my above rant. Laters...
HurleyDallas's Avatar
Str888 speakin that truth!

Its simple folks! We all know the warning signs....so if you choose to go then that's your decision! If it goes well then GREAT! On the flip side...if it goes bad...you knew the warning signs....that's on you!

Hobbying is all abt Risk and Reward....we know the risks but love the reward....so who's to say i f I choose to play with her again that it would bea bad experience? Its simple and can not be debated....YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT CAN HAPPEN IN THIS PLAYGROUND!

To the hobbyist this happened to, I feel bad for you! And it could have happened to any of us with any provider....
Jules Jaguar's Avatar
No much much more lighter think about kloe kardashian boyfriend, like that kind of light Originally Posted by macbeth1000
So he looks like this dude?

Apparently we all like puffy nipples.... Originally Posted by Boriqua
I loved the puffy nipples an almost sent a request before all this stuff happened but for me its ___________________________ Run Forest Run ! Originally Posted by Alfred
I still say ze has the best puffies around, plus you dont have to worry about ol frenchie lurkin in the shadows.

Im also pretty sure she would never order the steak from ihop either
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macbeth1000's Avatar
It's seems for all your guys that have actually seen her, y'all might want to take a glance at the alert section. Seems like this has gone global defcon 99
lily blake's Avatar
Who do I have to pay or fuck to get this kind of exposure yall are giving this girl? It sucucks that with sooo many providers trying to do it the right way, you guys choose to go with known problems then complain like we give a fuck. Im sorry I dont feel bad for any of yall that end up in situations like this. Get the fuck over it
TinMan's Avatar
Lily, you know the phrase "all press is good press"? This is an example of that NOT being the case.

Your bigger point is well taken, however. There should be more threads relating to your many and varied talents

*this shameless promotion brought to you by an admitted Lily WK*
LtDale's Avatar
Maybe girls should just start a $20/off with IHOP steak purchase discount and level the playing field. I want to start seeing those pics in the ROS more often.
DarthDVader's Avatar
Exactly TinMan, that is a myth ...
As a matter of fact I was recently reading about marketing strategies using press conferences ...

... at the end "Not all press is good press" against what many people claim ...

I copied an extract of it ...

There's an old saying, "As long as you spell my name right."

The idea being that any ink is good ink, that just getting your name out there, and breaking through, is a benefit that outweighs any negative content in a story.

This is an enduring myth. It's also a losing strategy.

Oh, it is possible to make a living by being infamous. There are people -- reality stars, politicians, actors, athletes and rock stars -- who constantly get in the news for bad reasons.
Lindsey Lohan. The cast of Jersey Shore. Paris Hilton. Charlie Sheen.

Failed political candidates have also continued to be in the public eye after committing incredible acts of ignorance or bizarre behavior.

You can be deeply, deeply unpopular with a majority of the population yet still be infamous enough that people know who you are, you have a small core of devotee and scads of press coverage.
Jessica Jade's Avatar
I was just stopping in to see what I've missed, but this shit is getting SCARY!! (And really sad) This can't end well. Good luck Jake and be careful out there.
I heard it wasn't a thug pimp at all outside the motel door...



It was a bigfoot.
hornsfan4life's Avatar
Who do I have to pay or fuck to get this kind of exposure yall are giving this girl? Originally Posted by dallastxbaby
<raises both hands and jumps up and down> Me! Please fuck me! you're hottttt!
I'm guessing the poster felt the need to post on a situation on who would want to be a part of except the poster
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  • 05-16-2014, 02:01 AM
The pimp is sounding like a newbie wanting to explain himself. I'm sure puffy nipples will stay busy with all these threads going on and she does swallow.
I took this pic after she left with her pimp...

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