YummyMarie: a place for her random ideas, thoughts, and musings

YM I sure wish I had know you were going to be in my area. My family has scheduled stuff that I can't get out of.

OMG...the my mistress just waived down at me!!!

Muah!

So bored...twiddling thumbs...can only play with myself so many times in a day ya know!!!

#BoredInDallasTX

YM I sure wish I had know you were going to be in my area. My family has scheduled stuff that I can't get out of. Originally Posted by tucson

Sorry Tucson...I shoulda called yourfurther in advance! Enjoy your family

Perhaps I'll webcam to pass some time...Skype anyone???

Sup.

Sup. Originally Posted by Liliana Vess

My heart just skipped a beat...bump...bump...<.....>.. ..bump...

I got the feels for the Liliana_Vess and she just graced me with her presence!!!

My heart just skipped a beat...bump...bump...<.....>.. ..bump...

I got the feels for the Liliana_Vess and she just graced me with her presence!!! Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Best four characters I have ever typed, apparently!

Debating on a fast and furious ECCIE comeback. Seems like a lot of work, though.....

So this one time at the "y"......


I dined.





Giggity giggity

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaver Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuugets (cue Aerosmith)

hahahahahaha

DUE to the weather today, I purposely turned down requests for today and planned to stay home to snuggle with munchkins. I used my "bacon bowl" maker for the first time this morning. The consensus is that we'd rather have individual bacon pieces.

#AsSeenOnTvFAIL

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaver Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuugets (cue Aerosmith)

hahahahahaha Originally Posted by PaulinaPayne

Hahaha...you KNOW you LOVE my beaver Nuggets!

Buc-ee's is da bomb!

I just realized this thread has a ton of inside jokes.

We need more OUTSIDE jokes.

Okay peeps, your mission should you choose to accept it is:

Submit your silliest jokes for the warmth of humanity's collective heart

What did the necktie say to the hat?






















"Why dont you just go on ahead and I'll just hang around here..."

Silly jokes, huh? OK.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrup----MOOOOOO!

Here is how I heard it:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Silly jokes, huh? OK.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrup----MOOOOOO! Originally Posted by spice-is-nice

Here is how I heard it:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel! Originally Posted by fun2come

I HEART you both!