I just had the most bizarre dream last night. Feel free to add your own whacky nocturnal visions...
I was in a cafeteria line. The main courses were $20 each and sides were $10 each: Not that that is important, but DAMN, I spent like $60 on cafeteria food. When I checked out, they poured all the food into my purse/clutch-which I stuff into the pocket of my blue jeans- and sent me on my way.
That's not the bizarre part. While I was in line, the wife of a client couple (some make believe couple I was catering to) grabs a peeled cold boiled egg and puts it up my twat, and vigorously rubs me on the outside. Why this was a turn on, I have no idea, but it was. Oh yeah, I was wearing a skirt and had my food tray in my hand.
Ummm...thats all I remember, LOL.
Who's next?