Loan out your Hoogar phone, the game where you loan your phone to a Monger for the night! The Monger will answer all your texts, negotiate your deals, schedule your visits.
I've got my first conversation already mapped.
Claire?
Yes, this is Claire
Are you busy right now?
I have a paraplegic, a blind guy & Hasidic Jew over. We're playing "hide the salami & if you find it what will you do with it"? But we shan't be much longer
Can I see you?
I don't know, CAN YOU?!?! Stalker...
How much will you charge me?
How much will you pay?
Can we try the 30 second challenge?
We're doing that right now, the blind guy accidentally stuffed the salami up the paraplegics ass & we're counting down to the ambulances arrival.
So, what do you think? Sound fun? Pic your Monger and get those IPhones out there!