I'M INTO THE PLEASURE BUSINESS, BUT SERIOUSLY?

as you all know, I love the board, and my regular hobbyists. but I also post on bp just to sort of increase the awareness of this site, as well as my pocket...
I get the biggest kick & hours of laughs at the guys who's genetics are questionable for more reasons than one....so here's to the start of many hilarious things that come through my phone...

#1) "no peace of strange is worth more than 50$"
(well while that guy is saving so much on the ladies, perhaps he'll purchase a dictionary, thesaurus, & some afternoons at sylvan)

***STAY TUNED HOBBY FRIENDS, THERE'S MORE... & PLEASE LADIES FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS AS WELL!***

Lol, that amuses me greatly.

Was chilling with a lady friend and the text came in..... "Since you are $100 for 30 mins, how much to see me for 5 minutes, cause that's all the time I need?"

Lol the infamous "Are you happy?"
Or, "I know you said no text on your ad, but ......."

I just Died....OMG I get these all the time that my "NO" List has rivaled my contact list (not just hobby contacts). Its ridiculous.

I got a phone call last night from a guy who says he find me One of the most interesting, sophisticated and educated "nig**rs he's ever come across. Then say unfortunately the market for you coon gals is so cheap He only had 40$ for an outcall to his house that was probably 40 miles away.

How very insulted and disgusted I was to receive such a call!!!!! Yet and still I am not discouraged from my pleasures of accompanying those Respectful and Generous Gentlemen that have higher intelligence and lack that obviously disgusting and repulsive ignorant gene.

Wtf?? Wow! I probably passed on his cousin...brother...uncle-dad??

I got a phone call last night from a guy who says he find me One of the most interesting, sophisticated and educated "nig**rs he's ever come across. Then say unfortunately the market for you coon gals is so cheap He only had 40$ for an outcall to his house that was probably 40 miles away. Originally Posted by KARIE DEE

Ahh Donald Sterling?

I bet you girls never have a dull moment. With texts PM's phone calls.

#2) a pic of a hideous penis, a pile of 1$ bills with maybe 2 20's on top.... & a caption "you ready for this?"
...you go boy, & don't come back...

Makes me so proud to be from the area.

Oh, and I may have an extra 20 lying around here somewhere! LOL

bahaha!!! well you know, I moonlight at two minnies & sometimes hit up the north side as well.... gotta get my walkin in....

just kidding! whew! im ready for the laughs to pour in tonight though.

My #1 So Far has to be a text that simply said "$20 What can I get for that?"
Needless to say He didn't even get a response from me at all.
That is why I DON'T USE BP ANYMORE.

BUT MY MOST COMMON BP TEXT WAS "I ONLY HAVE FORTY"
MY RESPONSE TO THAT WAS "TEXT ME WHEN YOU HAVE THE REST AND I CAN SCHEDULE YOU THEN"
FUNNY HOW FAST MOST OF THEM WERE TEXTN BACK WITHIN THE HOUR ONLY NOW THEY SEEMED TO HAVE THE FULL DONATION AVAILABLE LMAO

I AM NOT NEGOTIABLE....

HA!

"im gonna turn you in!!"
....for what "yes officer, I solicited a lady & when she was insulted by my cheap ass I got angry because she turned me down..."
lol...I swear I really think some serious inbreeding goes on

This thread is hilarious. Never knew how strange some people could be.
Keep em coming.....haven't found any I can use

lol! yeah, whats worse, is I gladly play the games with them for a few minutes if ive got time. the way I look at it, is being a provider is like being a drug dealer... it is what it is, take it or leave it because I can find another addict on the next block who's willing & aware of the game....