A man is stopped by the police at 2:00 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and it’s effects on marriage."
The officer then asks, "Really? And just who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife...sir!"
- Egrbvr
- 05-25-2011, 09:47 AM
- Sweet N Little
- 05-25-2011, 12:41 PM
Good one Egrbvr!!
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
- wildwooly1
- 05-25-2011, 08:10 PM
the next thing he heard was the gunshot and the sirens..lol