I've finally remembered who these douche bags reminded me of. Haven't read the book in years. CBJ zero, Ysswipe and Biggen are just vagabonds dreaming of owning their own land.
CBJ is George, a small uneducated man who thinks he's bright.
Biggen is Lenny, a large man with a small brain. He's retarded and only wants to pet small soft things like bunny rabbits, or CJ and Ysswipes dick
Ysswipe is Curley, and old bitter man with a HO bag wife who cheats on him.
There you have it. Of Mice and Men. The traveling Dingle Berries.