If I Can't Have You...I Don't Want Nobody, Baby!

I'm working all day...again...and listening to the BeeGees. This one is inspired by Alyssa XOXO and her ever present Fan Club.


So, the question is:

If your ATF was not available, either for a day, a month, or forever, what would you do? Reluctantly find someone else? Quit? Start sampling a full buffet?


And ladies, if for some reason all your favorite regulars (coincidentally) stopped seeing you, what would you do?
cabletex7's Avatar
No ATF, no cry
Eccie Addict's Avatar
I tend to like to see a regular "ATF" but I'm not so infatuated that I wouldn't want to see anyone else if she wasn't available
offshoredrilling's Avatar
you know you got her when you hear that squishy sound, or do porn stars fake

So the stars did not aline up right for four or five weeks, or was it six. I was missing my weekly with the all ATF, now UTR. When with plan H, she can tell when that happens. I'm more playful, or is that too frisky than her liking. So I felt like I got cut off from plan H the past few weeks till I got me some ATF to get it out of my system. Kinda like that line in that "best little whore house" movie. Where the wife says thank god for that whore house. But this is more like thank god for that other hooker he repeats with.
Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
^ part of one of posts today

So I guess if I can't see my #1. Just see more of my #2 till she has had it with me LOL
you know you got her when you hear that squishy sound, or do porn stars fake


^ part of one of posts today

So I guess if I can't see my #1. Just see more of my #2 till she has had it with me LOL Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Excellent post on the other thread, OSD!
offshoredrilling's Avatar
Excellent post on the other thread, OSD! Originally Posted by LilMynx69
seems too be going over the heads of most in Upset NY

Or all the banning's have taken there toll on Upset NY.
Dos seem to be a lack of posting there.

this thread should be fun.
part of my set up for my upset NY thread seemed to fit here.
Yes. I used to visit UpsetNY for my daily source of drama. It's been so tame/lame lately. Start some good threads and I promise to drop by. xoxo
Doodle23's Avatar
I would just shrug and move onto the next one. I typically lose interest in a woman after I sleep with her once or twice anyways, which is a big reason why I like to hobby. I have met a few girls that were really pretty but once that first session is over my interest in them usually drops off big time, and usually the second session is enough to kill that last little bit of intrigue. It's not that there is anything wrong with them. Even if I have a great time and they were good in bed I just lose interest.

Some guys like the steady pussy that a girlfriend can provide, but after a few fucks I'm usually bored. I still don't know how in the hell a marry guy can do it... Well actually come to think of it they can't, and it's probably a big reason why this hobby is here haha.
Oh Doodle, always such a charmer! You just make me want to get naked once...if I'm lucky, twice. LOL. I'm really teasing. You're entitled to your prefeference and desire for variety.

Do you ever wonder if there is ANYTHING a woman could do to hold your interest in bed? If there is something, I suspect it might have nothing to do with what goes on in the bedroom.
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  • TheDr
  • 02-08-2014, 05:48 PM
Ha, great song LilMynx!

I do believe that's why 'patience is a virtue.' If one can't wait on it, then it's decision time. Most on the board will hit #2 or sample the 'To Do' list. I prefer to wait. Good things come to those who do... right?
Cpalmson's Avatar
I'd beg her to see me-- which BTW, I did, and guess what, she saw me

Now, in the meantime (4+months), I fucked the buffet and found a new ATF or two Now, I have 3.

I'm kinda like Doodle, I enjoy sampling a variety of women, but when I come along someone who really clicks with me, I will want to see her again and again and again.
Yes. Good things cum to those who wait...indeed.
Doodle23's Avatar
Do you ever wonder if there is ANYTHING a woman could do to hold your interest in bed? If there is something, I suspect it might have nothing to do with what goes on inter bedroom. Originally Posted by LilMynx69
No. I have met some absolute freaks in my personal life. Girls that are game for anything, and I do mean anything. For me personally, the best kind of sex is when I don't know the girl that well. There is this combination of nerves, exploring a new body, and possibly getting busted is also fun too. If this hobby were legal I probably would give it up entirely as it would ruin part of the excitement. People for committed sex could argue that the fun of sex is getting to know someone's likes and dislikes, but I think the real fun is the act of finding those boundaries. Once everything is established and becomes routine then it becomes boring for me.

Even if I have a session that rocks my world and is top notch I may not want to repeat it if I think its going to be a repeat of the other one. if I already did that and I have that fantasy there is little thrill for me in doing it again except for getting off. I don't need to hobby to do that.

I'm fucked up, I know. I embrace it.
Eccie Addict's Avatar
I have waited to see an ATF and at one time saw one in particular for nearly 3 years consistently though not exclusively. Then she retired or at least isn't available to me any longer then I'm on the hunt for another and that's a pain in the ass.

I also have read and heard time and time again that most guys that have this type of behavior tend to be a bit obsessive. Some even blur the lines too much, even in their damn minds lol. That's not a good thing nor would it be good to be viewed that way.

So that said, I will wait to see an ATF if I know for sure when I might get to see her. However if its not certain when that may be then iI'll see someone else.
Doodle, I don't thnk that's fucked up at all. It would only be fucked up if you didn't realize that is what you want and acted in a way that consistently hurt others. I have a bit of a short attention span, myself. So no judgment at all.

Some guys deal with this by getting married and cheating. Or getting married and being in the swinger lifestyle. I actually think you're acting quite responsibly.

And I do appreciate your sharing your viewpoint. I really do. Now I do actually want to fuck you. Once.