Last night after work I decided to head over to Fantasy Ranch in Euless to check out the talent and because I have never struck out during the day shift. I got there around 6pm and there's a fat blonde in the corner having to cover her stomach while she continued to eat for at least 30 minutes. A dancer who must have been in her late 40's walking around looking like she was dressed for Halloween and probably would be passed up by most guys trolling the streets at 2 am looking for a 20 dollar bj. The girl on stage looked like she could be a DT for the cowboys and her tramp stamp was stretched about an inch further on both sides, than when it was originally tatted on her back. I to say the least was disappointed so I grabbed a beer and sat in the back hoping that none of these garbage pail kids would come near me, hoping to last ling enough for the next shift to come in. The only two descent looking girls were sitting at the bar smoking cigarettes and talking to each other while there were at least 4 or 5 occupied tables with not a single girl near them. Finally that fat blonde leaves and so does the 1 of 2 cute girls sitting at the bar. I should have went to BDFW but I was holding out for a bj. About 30 minutes later the new talent starts walking through the door and besides d***** and P***** the night shift was just as bad. The 2 black girls that came onto the floor had the ghetto meter at an all time high and they were probably 5's. The white girl sat hunched over at a table with 3 business men with her stomach hanging out and they didnt say a word to her the entire time. About 10 minutes later they got up and left without saying bye to her, lmfao. Now D***** had some huge tits and a nice little body but she is 39, P***** is early 20's and you could tell for a benjamin she would give a bj. I say that because she took a black dude in the VIP and when I went walking by the window on my way to take a piss, she had her head in is lap and her head was bouncing up and down. (GOOD FOR HIM)!. After being approached by the GHETTO TWINS and telling them not to even bother sitting down, D***** came over and sat with me. After a few minutes of talk we went to VIP where she informed me after a dance that got me rock hard that she gives BJ's for $150.00. Now I spent $30.00 to get into VIP, 20.00 on her drinks and mine and had only a benjamin left. I told her all I had was a $100.00 and she said sorry and tried to continue to dance. I started to laugh and said thanks for the dance and gave her the $20.00 I owed her for the 1 dance and started to leave. She asked where I was going and I told her that I wasn't about to waste 20 a dance on a girl when I could take my remaining 80 and get a blow job from a girl on the web. She then said she was only kidding, and was going to blow me etc etc. I said I wasn't interested anymore and she told me how bad she needed the money and that it was slow on Mondays etc. I then gave her a business lesson. I told her that in business, especially sales losing a deal is never acceptable. 75 or 80% of something is better than nothing, especially when your "business" is constantly slow. Because she wanted to play games I was now going to go somewhere I could lay on a bed, take off my shoes and get a bbbjcim finish by a provider.
As I was leaving and made my way to my car this Mexican comes up to me and asks why am I leaving. I told him the truth, I seen all the tits I can handle and I'm going to get a blow job. He looks at me and says "my girl can take care of you, she made a mistake and a $100.00 would be fine". I laughed and told him that he needed to teach her some business and sales techniques and told him I wasn't interested. He then told me that I had to pay him the money anyways because she offered the BJ and I said no. He looked at me and then got on his cell phone and as I was getting in my car he told a few guys to come over. Parked a few spots a way was a suv loaded with his Mexican friends. Thats all I needed to see as I reached in my middle console and pulled out the .22, and held it in my hand propped up on the steering wheel. Once he realized what I had they backed off. I doubt I will be back to FR anytime soon. Hopefully they STOP HIRING fat blondes, flavor flav's daughters and old women who dress like its halloween every day.
I drove down the road to get away from the club and any potential issues and parked by the batting cages on pipeline. Sure as shit my phone was completely dead, my phone charger was in my other car and I had no way of looking up a local provider. I decided to troll FT. Worth. I drove around for about 20 minutes and didnt see anything. When I circled back on riverside I saw a 22 y old wsw who was def spinner material. I parked on the side road and she hopped in. We drove to a no tell on rosedale and we parked in the parking lot. She actually gave me a great bbbjdtcim. While I was about to bow my load I put my hand on the back of her head, not forceful but just rested it there, when I was filling her mouth I pushed down a little. When she popped up her eyes were watery and I figured it was from her gagging. As I was leaving the motel I noticed that she was crying hysterically. I asked her what was wrong and she told me that 5 days earlier a guy had picked her up on rosedale and she took him to the same motel. The guy that runs the no tell is actually working a few girls in the area so they all go there and have access to the rooms for free. She told the guy that she did everything but anal. As she was undressing her started doing her doggie on the bed and then before she knew it he had a belt around her throat and he was chocking her out. She lost consciousness and when she came to, he was raping her anally. Over the course of 3 hours this guy raped her without a condom anally and vaginally. When I asked her how she got away she smiled very creepily while still crying and pulled out a knife that she had in her sock and shoe. It wasn't rambo big but it was enough to scare the shit out of me. Realizing that she was unstable I started to talk as much as I could and drive faster. I was even hoping a cop would pull me over! She then reached into her purse and pulled out a small sandwhich bag. She then asked me If I had any crack for her and I said no, and asked her not to do drugs in my car (thinking that the bag had drugs) she said the bag didnt have drugs and pulled out this thing from the bag. She looked at it really close and with concentration and started to laugh, I asked what it was and she put it right in my face and said it was the thumb of the guy who raped her. She cut it off while she was struggling to get free and kept it as a reminder to always carry her knife!!!! HOLY SHIT was I ready to get this broad out of my car. I was nervous I couldn't shut my mouth, I talked and talked and asked her why she got in the car with me and the bitch says....."because I thought you were him, but once I noticed you had thumbs I knew you werent" I asked why would you get back in the car with this guy and she said because she is hoping he will pick her up one day and then she is going to kill him or cut the tip of his dick off!!! I pulled over about 2 blocks from where I found her and asked her to get out. I even gave her another 20 for having to walk the two blocks.
Driving home I made the promise to myself never to troll again, this was cutting it to close (almost literally). Please be safe and dont pick up any tiny spinner wsw's on riverside in FT. Worth. This girl is only going to get crazy because of her experience and the crack!!
- Guest022512
- 11-23-2010, 09:30 AM
- Guest082216-1
- 11-23-2010, 10:37 AM
So D***** offered you a blow job? And she has a mexican pimp? Short white girl, 39, Great tits, nice ass, little over weight maybe, short nose? long hair? That D*****? Had a wrist brace on?
LOL, "old women who dress like its halloween every day" Yea, I guess P****** does look like that sometimes. But, a lot of the regulars who go in during the day are older gents and she seems to be able to relate to them because she is seldom not busy. Seems to actualy make a very good income there for such a slow club. I usealy see girls sitting at the bar while she is out getting dances. I guess hustle makes up for things. FYI, She gives one hell of a back rub. :-)
I saw the 2 getto girls as well. There is a difference between dressing like a stripper and dressing like a SW. I don't think they understand the difference.
LOL, "old women who dress like its halloween every day" Yea, I guess P****** does look like that sometimes. But, a lot of the regulars who go in during the day are older gents and she seems to be able to relate to them because she is seldom not busy. Seems to actualy make a very good income there for such a slow club. I usealy see girls sitting at the bar while she is out getting dances. I guess hustle makes up for things. FYI, She gives one hell of a back rub. :-)
I saw the 2 getto girls as well. There is a difference between dressing like a stripper and dressing like a SW. I don't think they understand the difference.
- Sleepy363
- 11-23-2010, 11:48 AM
Good God man, what a day/night you had. Glad you made it home safe!
And if Fantasy Ranch is allowing pimps on their premises, and allowing them to threaten and possibly beat up/rob customers, then I definitely will not be back there.
And if Fantasy Ranch is allowing pimps on their premises, and allowing them to threaten and possibly beat up/rob customers, then I definitely will not be back there.
- motocrossman39
- 11-23-2010, 12:09 PM
Holy Shit Southern Pride...WOW, I have never had an issue at FR, sorry Dude!
- Guest082216-1
- 11-23-2010, 12:47 PM
I must say, this is some great fiction. If I had not been there at the same time and seen you with D in the cage (not VIP) and all the other folks you describe, I would be very concerned to go there. While I have seen plenty of black pimps there, have never seen any mexicans or anyone else acting like you describe. Especialy as I left less than 5 minutes behind you and did not see anyone in the parking lot. Thank goodness, its just fiction but its a great story!! Great writing. But next time, would you let us know its fiction up front so we don't get conecrned for your safety? Or ours? Really had me going there for a few minutes.
Thanks again for the great story.
Thanks again for the great story.
- Sleepy363
- 11-23-2010, 01:25 PM
I must say, this is some great fiction. If I had not been there at the same time and seen you with D in the cage (not VIP) and all the other folks you describe, I would be very concerned to go there. While I have seen plenty of black pimps there, have never seen any mexicans or anyone else acting like you describe. Especialy as I left less than 5 minutes behind you and did not see anyone in the parking lot. Thank goodness, its just fiction but its a great story!! Great writing. But next time, would you let us know its fiction up front so we don't get conecrned for your safety? Or ours? Really had me going there for a few minutes.Do you have some vested interest in Fantasy Ranch? You support them no matter what, even with stories of managers or owners treating customers like crap and now someone getting threatened by a pimp there.
Thanks again for the great story.
I would actually MUCH rather believe the OP, because every post of yours regarding fantasy ranch is that of a huge white knight of the place no matter what occurs there, calling anyone else a liar that doesn't give the place glowing marks. Looking at your posts on this place, you are WAY too attached to it, if not someone involved with the operation.
- Guest022512
- 11-23-2010, 01:43 PM
Wow Bubba, you certainly like to shoot off at the mouth. I was in the parking lot longer than 5 minutes and not once did I see you come out, so you leaving less than 5 minutes later isn't true. Just to be clear everyone, I do not think that Fantasy Ranch knows that there are others lurking in the parking lot, I have been here many times and have not once had an issue. As I said in my post I always go there because it's always been a sure thing to get a bbbj and the day managers are good guys. In fact the night crew seemed good too.
Bubba, I'm telling the story as it happened. I have nothing to prove or gain by relaying inadequate facts concerning my visit. I bet you were the guy who she was sitting with when she left to go sit with me. To try and call me out for making other members on here aware of my issue is complete B.S. and uncalled for. I have done my fair share of reviews and not once have I ever relayed information that was untrue. I get the feeling that your the "frequent" customer who goes in to the club, the girls use you for drinks and somewhere down the line you have confused yourself with what your relationship and importance to these girls is really like. IMPORTANT TIP: They don't give a shit about you, if your money and ability to buy drinks and dances disappeared then they undoubtedly would disappear as well. On one hand I am glad that someone looks out and is taking it upon themselves to make sure that reviews are accurate (however it could have been handled between me and you through PM) and on the other hand I feel bad because its obvious that we have someone so disillusioned with themselves and the company that they have to buy to keep around them, that there is a need for postings with information to our other members and you have to attack the poster. You don't know anything about these girls outside the club. In fact D***** told me 2 different stories about what she was doing for thanksgiving within the time she originally sat down, went back on stage and came back to my table. Everything I said was true, right down to the crazy bitch with the knife and THUMB in my car. I have read many reviews since the aspd days and on here that have helped me with decisions made and in one way or the other kept me safe.
In fact it wasn't long ago when GP Rachel was stealing money etc etc, I happened to pick her up and because of the review I read, I was able to hold onto my money and not get screwed over. As a member of this board I don't think my only involvement should be when I get some pussy from a provider or a blowjob. Yes, I write those reviews but I owe it to other members (even you) to make sure that with my good experiences the bad ones are shared as well. Take my advice, step back and stay out of the club for a day or two. Let me know how many of those girls are calling to check in on you, then go to the club and don't buy them a drink, and I bet you get them same response, YOU DON'T MEAN SHIT TO THEM. I don't know 1 guy on this board, but I would choose giving them accurate information because of what they provide me over defending a stripper who could care less about me and lowering the value of an honest review. There is nothing you can do or say to respond. I hope one day you pull your head out of your ass long enough to realize that its all smoke and mirrors and that your a complete idiot.
FYI:
I was charged $30.00 for the cage and was told that the only free dances during the night shift were on the floor. I have never been there after 4 or 5 o'clock so I took her word for it.
Bubba, I'm telling the story as it happened. I have nothing to prove or gain by relaying inadequate facts concerning my visit. I bet you were the guy who she was sitting with when she left to go sit with me. To try and call me out for making other members on here aware of my issue is complete B.S. and uncalled for. I have done my fair share of reviews and not once have I ever relayed information that was untrue. I get the feeling that your the "frequent" customer who goes in to the club, the girls use you for drinks and somewhere down the line you have confused yourself with what your relationship and importance to these girls is really like. IMPORTANT TIP: They don't give a shit about you, if your money and ability to buy drinks and dances disappeared then they undoubtedly would disappear as well. On one hand I am glad that someone looks out and is taking it upon themselves to make sure that reviews are accurate (however it could have been handled between me and you through PM) and on the other hand I feel bad because its obvious that we have someone so disillusioned with themselves and the company that they have to buy to keep around them, that there is a need for postings with information to our other members and you have to attack the poster. You don't know anything about these girls outside the club. In fact D***** told me 2 different stories about what she was doing for thanksgiving within the time she originally sat down, went back on stage and came back to my table. Everything I said was true, right down to the crazy bitch with the knife and THUMB in my car. I have read many reviews since the aspd days and on here that have helped me with decisions made and in one way or the other kept me safe.
In fact it wasn't long ago when GP Rachel was stealing money etc etc, I happened to pick her up and because of the review I read, I was able to hold onto my money and not get screwed over. As a member of this board I don't think my only involvement should be when I get some pussy from a provider or a blowjob. Yes, I write those reviews but I owe it to other members (even you) to make sure that with my good experiences the bad ones are shared as well. Take my advice, step back and stay out of the club for a day or two. Let me know how many of those girls are calling to check in on you, then go to the club and don't buy them a drink, and I bet you get them same response, YOU DON'T MEAN SHIT TO THEM. I don't know 1 guy on this board, but I would choose giving them accurate information because of what they provide me over defending a stripper who could care less about me and lowering the value of an honest review. There is nothing you can do or say to respond. I hope one day you pull your head out of your ass long enough to realize that its all smoke and mirrors and that your a complete idiot.
FYI:
I was charged $30.00 for the cage and was told that the only free dances during the night shift were on the floor. I have never been there after 4 or 5 o'clock so I took her word for it.
- Guest022512
- 11-23-2010, 01:44 PM
My point exactly S.A. Thanks Brother.
- guest032712
- 11-23-2010, 03:12 PM
sorry to hear that happened to you. "garbage pail kids" thats classic.
- Guest022512
- 11-23-2010, 03:37 PM
Alex - There's no way to even describe these ladies other than Garbage pail kids lol.
I think FR is a good place to hang out and eventually I will be back. The bartender is a sweetheart, the managers are present but not in your business and the club doesn't get packed. In no way do I want FR to lose business or want my post to be a reflection on anyone that runs the place (except for some of the girls working, GPK) When I think back on it I am sure that the Mexican was outside because management doesn't stand for that crap. I have never had a single problem at that place. Managers can't control what happens outside the club, there responsibility is in the club and like I said, the club atmosphere has never been a problem to me. Hopefully this is an isolated incident. I will say that the club attracts some real tools and fantasy world customers so stick by yourself when your there. You don't want one of these tools rubbing off on you and you and who wants to be associated with a pathetic asshole?
- Guest082216-1
- 11-23-2010, 03:44 PM
Oh, come on, its a great read but really? A SW with a guys thumb in a zip lock bag? That must have been a bit stinky. She cut it off during a struggle to escape but stopped long enough to pick up the thumb but not just stab the guy? Gangs of mexican pimps shaking down guys in the parking lot a club? LOL.
Its a great story, but true? Nothing wrong with a good story. I liked it. But I also was at FR. I was waiting on D to finish with you. I saw you go into the cage, not the VIP. Could not see everything going on, but no way D offered you a BJ. She just does not do that. I know I sure have tried for a lot more than $150. I am sure her husband would love to know she has a mexican pimp. And when would she she have talked to her "pimp"? You left her and walked out the door. You said you went in VIP not the cage. And most anyone who has been there knows, there is no charge, ever, for the cage. Dude, at least get the details correct. If you cannot keep your story straight, don't tell it.
You have done a great job of spinning a great yarn. No need to make a big deal of it. Hay, I just assumed you were having a good time with a great story. If I had not thought that, I just would have said so. I figured you were just having a little fun and would come back with a "Gotcha" later. If you really want to insist the FR part is true, then based on what I saw and know first hand, your lying your ass off.
As to why I defend FR sometimes, I have always been well treated there by management and the girls. Other than liking the place dispite its many flaws, I have no other vested interest in it. I just have a strong BS meter and don't mind calling out BS when I read it. Especialy when I have been there and seen how some of the guys act that are no longer welcome there. If I actualy saw a customer being mistreated, I would call the club out on that as well. I also do the same for other clubs and girls that I know. It just seems FR has a more polorized customer base. Those that like it seem to like it a lot, while those that dont seem to really hate the place. I like the club. I want it to do well so I can keep going there. And if I see some guy lying his ass off because I know first hand he is, I will say so. I report what I see, not what someone told me about.
And yes, I know they love me as long as my name is Ben. :-)
Its a great story, but true? Nothing wrong with a good story. I liked it. But I also was at FR. I was waiting on D to finish with you. I saw you go into the cage, not the VIP. Could not see everything going on, but no way D offered you a BJ. She just does not do that. I know I sure have tried for a lot more than $150. I am sure her husband would love to know she has a mexican pimp. And when would she she have talked to her "pimp"? You left her and walked out the door. You said you went in VIP not the cage. And most anyone who has been there knows, there is no charge, ever, for the cage. Dude, at least get the details correct. If you cannot keep your story straight, don't tell it.
You have done a great job of spinning a great yarn. No need to make a big deal of it. Hay, I just assumed you were having a good time with a great story. If I had not thought that, I just would have said so. I figured you were just having a little fun and would come back with a "Gotcha" later. If you really want to insist the FR part is true, then based on what I saw and know first hand, your lying your ass off.
As to why I defend FR sometimes, I have always been well treated there by management and the girls. Other than liking the place dispite its many flaws, I have no other vested interest in it. I just have a strong BS meter and don't mind calling out BS when I read it. Especialy when I have been there and seen how some of the guys act that are no longer welcome there. If I actualy saw a customer being mistreated, I would call the club out on that as well. I also do the same for other clubs and girls that I know. It just seems FR has a more polorized customer base. Those that like it seem to like it a lot, while those that dont seem to really hate the place. I like the club. I want it to do well so I can keep going there. And if I see some guy lying his ass off because I know first hand he is, I will say so. I report what I see, not what someone told me about.
And yes, I know they love me as long as my name is Ben. :-)
- trynagetlaid
- 11-23-2010, 03:46 PM
Great read..thanks for sharing...Logan especially will love this one!!!
I would suggest that any guy who has a thumb missing definitely not pick up SW's on Riverside Drive!!!
I would suggest that any guy who has a thumb missing definitely not pick up SW's on Riverside Drive!!!
- motocrossman39
- 11-23-2010, 04:04 PM
Great read..thanks for sharing...Logan especially will love this one!!!----------------------------------------
I would suggest that any guy who has a thumb missing definitely not pick up SW's on Riverside Drive!!! Originally Posted by trynagetlaid
HAHAHAHAHA, I Love Fantasy Ranch, Always Have....
I like to go late in the afternoon, be done and gone by 7 or so....I like it not busy, I like Tom and the Waitresses and Girls, they are always super nice to me...
Me and CanDo meet up there from time to time also...
I don't know what happened, I was not there, but I amd gonna check things out and see for sure!
- guest032712
- 11-23-2010, 04:18 PM
for the record, i have both my thumbs.
- Guest022512
- 11-23-2010, 04:28 PM
Bubba, I'm glad to see that you left the back managers room long enough to respond to my comments, or at the very least left your table long enough. I'm not kidding or dicking around about the thumb, drive right down riverside and at the light near the road construction will be a bar, next to that is a stone wall. Amber will be sitting right there with the thumb in her wallet I am sure. My review history speaks for itself, I don't need to create a fantasy world and lead other members down paths of fairy tales. I read an older post of D that you did and understand that she has hooked you up with some "play" in the club etc and that she is your "favorite" at FR. But you yourself say that "almost everything strippers and providers tell me are lies". You didn't stop to think for 1 second that she could be playing a hustle game on me because I am young and just got done telling her that I was in a bad way because I caught my fiance with my friend? Unfortunately my life and desires to have a realistic point of view of things don't permit me to know the in's and out's of a club that I don't have any involvement with. She said the cage was 30 at night and I gave her 40 and told her to keep the change. Do you think that you may have an obsession issue with her since you waited for her and watched my dance with her?
The one area where I don't think your a complete ass hole is the fact that Fantasy Ranch has always been a good place for me to hang out at. I have NEVER had a problem at that place and would be adamant on saying that this was an isolated incident. As far as not being welcome at the club, I have never once been asked to leave or told not to come back, so I assume I am as welcome as anyone else.
The issue here is that in some way you feel as if YOU should be taking up for this place and the girls that work there when the need to do so is not present. Strippers are no different than providers or hobbyist. WE'RE ALL OPPORTUNIST! And my issue was not with D or the club. In fact there was no issue, I was just letting other members know that there is some Mexican running around trying to push people for money. Maybe I messed up by telling him I just had a dance with her and like any good criminal he took the information and ran with it, who knows. But to call BS on me when nothing in my history gives evidence to false ads is complete BS.
Maybe we'll run into each other one day at the club, you know what I look like because you were watching my dances, please introduce yourself! Until then......
The one area where I don't think your a complete ass hole is the fact that Fantasy Ranch has always been a good place for me to hang out at. I have NEVER had a problem at that place and would be adamant on saying that this was an isolated incident. As far as not being welcome at the club, I have never once been asked to leave or told not to come back, so I assume I am as welcome as anyone else.
The issue here is that in some way you feel as if YOU should be taking up for this place and the girls that work there when the need to do so is not present. Strippers are no different than providers or hobbyist. WE'RE ALL OPPORTUNIST! And my issue was not with D or the club. In fact there was no issue, I was just letting other members know that there is some Mexican running around trying to push people for money. Maybe I messed up by telling him I just had a dance with her and like any good criminal he took the information and ran with it, who knows. But to call BS on me when nothing in my history gives evidence to false ads is complete BS.
Maybe we'll run into each other one day at the club, you know what I look like because you were watching my dances, please introduce yourself! Until then......