Word play

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How do you feel about sex?’ he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently,’ she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned
over towards her and whispered, ~'Is that one word or two?
Next part of the conversation:
"Well, I have acute angina," the lady states directly and simply.
"Well, I certainly hope so," he commented, "Because your boobs aren't much to look at."
how does that game work? someone tell me please? :-) i am clueless :-) merci
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  • 01-30-2011, 09:23 AM
How do you feel about sex?’ he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently,’ she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned
over towards her and whispered, ~'Is that one word or two? Originally Posted by ClairJordan


Good one Clair!
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  • 01-30-2011, 09:37 AM
how does that game work? someone tell me please? :-) i am clueless :-) merci Originally Posted by ninasastri
It's cunnilingus or as we American's like to say, ''cunning linguistics'', a mere play on words.



'I would like it infrequently,’ she replied.


infrequently or in frequently.....one word or two, change the meaning from a frigid beeeeatch to my kinda woman!
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How do you feel about sex?’ he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently,’ she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned
over towards her and whispered, ~'Is that one word or two? Originally Posted by ClairJordan
+1

Never argue with your wife, just dicker.
i wondered why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger...

then it hit me
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy . . .
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy . . . Originally Posted by SlowHand49
+1

I've been repeating that one since the original run of "Planet of the Apes" - lol. It's one of my favorites!

Here is another of my favorites. This quote gains something in translation into German:

To be or not to be; that is the question. Hamlet - William Shakespeare

In German:

Sein oder nicht sein; das ist hier die Frage.

It has the original meaning as written by Shakespeare, but it is also a double entendre meaning of, “His or not his?” when paternity is in doubt.
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The difference between satisfied and content -------

The man was satisfied his new bride was still screwing other men, but it didin't make him very content.


and another of my fav's----suck baby, suck! "blow" is just a term.
The nun chased the priest around the nave until she caught him by the organ.

[Visualize that, London, and worry.]
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The nun chased the priest around the nave until she caught him by the organ.

[Visualize that, London, and worry.] Originally Posted by charlestudor2005
Umm what's a nave?

Would you like sauce on your bun, or do you take it on the side?
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With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.


Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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I like it when she's sweet n little.

I have english ancestry, so I also enjoy a wet london rayne.
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I like it when she's sweet n little.

I have english ancestry, so I also enjoy a wet london rayne. Originally Posted by am-a-pleaser
Do you take your coffee with a little sugar or Sweet and LOW?
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