GUYS WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU SHOWED UP AT A PROVIDERS INCALL AND SHE GREETED YOU TOTALLY NUDE AND A LITTLE HIGH WITH CUM ALL OVER HER TITS, CHIN AND LIPS?

Guys what would you do if you showed up at a slut's incall and she greeted you totally nude, a little high from a few drinks, cum all over her large tits, cum all over her chin and lips?
Would you:
1. leave immediately
2 DFK her to share in the taste of all that fruity cum in her mouth
3. Speed fuck her immediately to see if there is any cum in that pussy that would make for great lube
4. ask her to tell you in detail who just fucked her
5. sit down with her and have a few more of her favorite drinks to get her more horny before you fucked her brains out
6. cleaned her up before you fucked her brains out
7.........................

Not see you because you ad to much in coed. And your ad titles are too long. Call an Abe or tie guy that will pic you or blow a horn

Guys what would you do if you showed up at a slut's incall and she greeted you totally nude, a little high from a few drinks, cum all over her large tits, cum all over her chin and lips?
Would you:
1. leave immediately
2 DFK her to share in the taste of all that fruity cum in her mouth
3. Speed fuck her immediately to see if there is any cum in that pussy that would make for great lube
4. ask her to tell you in detail who just fucked her
5. sit down with her and have a few more of her favorite drinks to get her more horny before you fucked her brains out
6. cleaned her up before you fucked her brains out
7......................... Originally Posted by Teagenluv

Lmao well damn!!!! T Luv if every wife or girlfriend thought like you, there would be no need for the hobby. I mean I love how you think, but I’m going to take number 6 that way I can leave my own DNA on you or her

Think I would pass on that scenario and just leave. Disagree with the poster above about your ads in coed. Sure, they are there, but at least you make them hot.

Lmao well damn!!!! T Luv if every wife or girlfriend thought like you, there would be no need for the hobby. I mean I love how you think, but I’m going to take number 6 that way I can leave my own DNA on you or her Originally Posted by suiram77

Good thinking HOP.

I can't even....wtf?

I love the way you think!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If she answered the door like that, I would think she didn't care enough about our session to make sure her hygiene was taken care of. So I'd turn around and leave...as I deleted your number.


By the way, turn off the caps lock when typing out your paragraph-long titles. Thanks.

Please no false assumptions on hygiene. Hygiene is perfect. The gentleman or gentlemen all very recently tested totally negative in a 10 panel STD testing and the cum is fully loaded with lots of fruity antioxidants from their diet. The cream is smooth and flavorful the way a slut loves it))))

I would be (7) stand there like a deer in headlights trying to process what I am seeing haha

What we have here ladies & gents, is a triple bagger. A paper bag for her, one for me, in case hers falls off, and a 3rd on the door, just in case my buddy happens to open the door

Good thinking HOP. Originally Posted by MW76

Yw PAWB lmao!!!

I mean... cum all over you while you answer the door for your next client??

Out of the 6+ years of hobbying, i would estimate that only about 2-5% of the hundreds of guys I've seen would be even remotely interested in participating in that.. porno scenario, for sure. I'm positive that guys would jack off to that on their laptops or maybe as a voyeurism type of thing.. I would think that 3/4 guys would pass on that as an unexpected session and even if planned, I doubt it.

It's a kinky idea, although there is probably a limited amount of uninhibited, balls-to-the-wall freaks like that on here. I'm not one of them 😂

Looking forward to seeing how this thread goes.. (hello to everyone in Dallas by the way. Miss y'all )

I'm thinking many would stand there at the door and question the life choices that brought them to that moment...

1. leave immediately
2 DFK her to share in the taste of all that fruity cum in her mouth
3. Speed fuck her immediately to see if there is any cum in that pussy that would make for great lube
4. ask her to tell you in detail who just fucked her Originally Posted by Teagenluv

Won't be needing any porn tonight... just got rock hard reading this filth!!! Oh my GOD.

Yes. #3 for sure.