There's Almost Nothing As Good As Fresh Cold Watermelon

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Most of yall know I used to be a political debater in college. Majored in Math and Political Science. I led and won many debates. How?

My ritual was eating a few slices of watermelon before each political debate.

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Is sc's spamming of forums getting worse? We'll see what the mods. say and do!
This is getting way out of hand!
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is there something Staff should be doing here? What do you suggest?
Most of yall know I used to be a political debater in college. Majored in Math and Political Science. I led and won many debates. How?

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
Did you win the one about soon to be the new associate justice judge Kavanaugh being a lair??
Most of yall know I used to be a political debater in college. Majored in Math and Political Science. I led and won many debates. How?

My ritual was eating a few slices of watermelon before each political debate.

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
I always liked watermelons too, and I'm glad you were able to utilize the eating of watermelons to help you win your debates.

You should probably continue to eat watermelons to strengthen your powers.
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Wow.
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watermelon a super power? lol!
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Evidently, some people's BCD proclivities cause them to need watermelon sized anal suppositories. "Eating", in this instance, would be a euphemism.
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Stop...
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It used to cost extra to get melon without the seeds now that's all I can find

What do the producers think that I'm going to plant the seeds start a watermelon patch and compete for sales against them ?
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Stop... Originally Posted by Wakeup
Point him he deserves it
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Stop... Originally Posted by Wakeup
Point him he deserves it Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
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  • R.M.
  • 09-09-2018, 05:32 PM
I personally like cold fried chicken. It's always better cold.
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is there something Staff should be doing here? What do you suggest? Originally Posted by Wakeup
Maybe move the thread to the Sandbox. Eating watermelon has nothing to do with a discussion about politics. Just a lame attempt to bait people.
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I personally like cold fried chicken. It's always better cold. Originally Posted by R.M.
Cold fried chicken is ALWAYS better cold!