Confrontation

RetiredSubmariner's Avatar
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.

We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved,

and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"

"And, there we were… in the middle of the road shaking hands… when a truck hit us."
Chung Tran's Avatar
good one! your punch lines always come from left field!
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Oh that was funny.
that's a good one!!
Who said trump huggers aren't smart and don't have since enough to get out of the road when a truck is coming toward them. I just didn't know they were that stupid...butt they are trump huggers so stupid is a given and their right to chose trump lol.
Who said trump huggers aren't smart and don't have since enough to get out of the road when a truck is coming toward them. I just didn't know they were that stupid...butt they are trump huggers so stupid is a given and their right to chose trump lol. Originally Posted by Tsmokies
Angry much??

It's a damn joke posted in the Comedy forum. Take your BS to the Political Forum where it belongs.
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  • Go4it
  • 08-04-2019, 06:07 PM
Don't you just love folks like that who get their panties all in a wad and then can't spell or use words correctly. Now that folks ---- is funny I don't care who you are.
RetiredSubmariner's Avatar
I saw a great bumper sticker today:

"elect a clown,
expect a circus"
  • oeb11
  • 08-18-2019, 05:48 PM
Pelosi and Schumer!!
tttalinky's Avatar
That's Funny!
Nathanflores65's Avatar
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.

We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved,

and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"

"And, there we were… in the middle of the road shaking hands… when a truck hit us." Originally Posted by RetiredSubmariner