Did I tell you about Jack and Mary?
Well John, their boss, was going to have to fire someone.
He liked all his people and didn't want to.
But he finally narrowed it down to two people, either Mary or Jack.
He liked them both. So what he decided was that the first one to go
to the water fountain the next morning would be the one he fired.
Mary had been partying all night and was the first to go to the fountain
for a drink. He saw her and went over to the fountain and said; "Mary
I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off and I've..."
Mary interrupts him and say; "John, please just jack off, I've got a terrible headache."