WHY OLD GUYS DON'T GET HIRED!
Job Interview
Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"
Old Guy : "Honesty."
Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."
Old Guy : "I don't really give a shit what you think."
Also called CDD, mate. Compassion Deficit Disorder - Deep, deep down, I don't give a fuck....
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
I need to sue the OP for injury, that made me laugh so hard I choked up both my nuts.
The reason old guys don't get hired WE already own the place.
I need to sue the OP for injury, that made me laugh so hard I choked up both my nuts.
Originally Posted by Buying a *Way to Heaven
You still have both?? Damn, at my age now I'm jealous !