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GOTTA LUV CRAIG'S LIST!!! :laughin g1:

Will receive head for pizza - m4w - 28 (Austin)
Date: 2010-02-10, 9:45AM CST
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Ok, heres the deal. I'm really hungry. I haven't eaten in two days. My friend said I should suck dick for money, but seeing as I'm not gay (not that there is anything wrong with that) I figured maybe someone would give me head, then pay me (with food)
You should:
Be a lady (post op ok, pre-op ok if you dont take off your clothes)
Big titties a plus!
Have food (preferably pizza)
Like to give head (fuck it, maybe you hate it, but your really into charity. No one really likes donating time to charity do they? Think of this like Salvation Army type shit-
But instead of clothes and homeless folks, its pizza and blowjobs)
Thats about it. If you have any facial deformities or otherwise, please tell me first, I don't want to freak out and be rude

In compensation for you giving me head, I will in turn, gladly accept food.
Also, my friend is vegan, and I promised I'd share it with her, so if you could get like, a vegan pizza, that'd rule.
Cash donations also gladly accepted ( I promise I will only buy food)

And finally, If you not into giving head, I completely understand, a handjob will be more than sufficient.
:laughin g1::laug hing1:
Nadiya's Avatar
LMFAO TFF..... Good one ...........
LMFAOO WTF??!!!! Good one Karma!
That's f'ing hilarious!! This guy has some king sized balls!!

Nice post, Karma!
Karma, Excellent post! "F"n hilarious.

I wonder if he actually got any takers?
RALPHEY BOY's Avatar
well did you email him?
Onceler's Avatar
"And finally.." he got through all that AND had enough for an "and finally" offer?
I bet hes got Barney Stinson's phone now... (come on Stinson fans.. unite!)

Onceler
...Legen... wait for it...
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My favorite ad of all time was similar to the following:

* Wanted *

Middle-aged lady who can cook, sew, is good looking, and likes to fish, preferably has her own boat, is good in bed. Please send picture of boat.
well did you email him? Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY
I couldn't afford the pizza!