LMFAO!!! How many of our lovely provders does this apply to???

PAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I do actually love a good facial but, am also anal about being clean and keeping my incall clean so I suppose this is a tad true for me.

We as visitors feel the same way. I really hat wet spots even when it is mine. LOL

PAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I do actually love a good facial but, am also anal about being clean and keeping my incall clean so I suppose this is a tad true for me. Originally Posted by thatgirlbailey

good to know lol. Heehee

well as a single guy that does his own laundry, blankets, comforters, etc, are the worst anyway. let alone with what you mentioned.

my suggestion: providers go together buy baby wipes in bulk from warehouse store "C" or "S"

I'd rather my comforter than my face..... lol for me, thats easier and less time consuming. I can shove it in the wash and do something else... *shrugs*

I left a nice wet spot on mine today though... *blushes*

I have a woven bedspread with Celtic symbols on it that fades a wee bit every time I wash it.

The face, please. And btw....

http://io9.com/5938114/eight-things-...th-human-sperm

I've never had a guy cum on my face... I'm scared of it getting in my eye*.*

Originally Posted by a10bomb

Hmmm...

So, I am a bit confused as to why CIM was not an option... lol

Your very naughty slave,

Guinevere

Slave you a VERY close to being a bad girl.

And you know what I do with bad girls....I eat them.

Your Big Bad Wolf,

Dogg

You know what I do with bad girls....I eat them. Originally Posted by Doglegg

Oh my... hehe

Check me out.

You could be next on the list.

Of course you could be bumped if requested.

A very horny and BAD Dogg

Oh my... hehe Originally Posted by XOXO Karla

Hmmm...

So, I am a bit confused as to why CIM was not an option... lol
Originally Posted by Slave Guinevere

Yeah!

Slave you a VERY close to being a bad girl.

And you know what I do with bad girls....I eat them.

Your Big Bad Wolf,

Dogg Originally Posted by Doglegg

Promises. ..promises. ..

Your sassy slave,

Guinevere

So I thought I would bump this thread with another joke:

A woman goes to the hospital. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor.


"Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my


vagina."


The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said "Those aren't postage


stamps my dear, they're the stickers off your bananas."




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