ISO First Mate

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On a boat in the middle of a lake?
Sunbathing and fishing included....hmmm
Sounds fun
I would love to join ya 😉

Buck on a boat with the ineffable Lindsay Page? Sounds like all the makings of a great sea novel...
Guest062716's Avatar
Buck on a boat with the ineffable Lindsay Page? Sounds like all the makings of a great sea novel... Originally Posted by SaytownFinest

Now wait a minute, don't all of you jump to conclusions..... Buckskin never once said he was looking for a FEMALE first mate.

Everyone knows Gilligan was a boy!

LOL!

JK JK JK Buck.
Buckskin's Avatar
Sit right back and you'll hear a tale......
Now wait a minute, don't all of you jump to conclusions..... Buckskin never once said he was looking for a FEMALE first mate.

Everyone knows Gilligan was a boy!

LOL!

JK JK JK Buck. Originally Posted by OldSarge

...in that case, something like this is bound to happen:
[last lines]
Sarge: Oh no you don't! Buck, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Buck: Why not?
Sarge: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Buck: Doesn't matter.
Sarge: I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Buck: I don't care.
Sarge: Well, I have a terrible past. For a while now, I've been hosting monthly poke-her parties!
Buck: I forgive you.
Sarge: [tragically] I can never have children!
Buck: We can adopt some.
Sarge: But you don't understand, Buck! Ohh...
[Sarge finally gives up and pulls off his wig]
Sarge: [normal voice] I'm a man!
Buck: [shrugs] Well, nobody's perfect!
[Sarge looks on with disbelief as Buckskin continues smiling with indifference. Fade out]
TemptationTammie's Avatar
Y'all are hilarious.
Too bad I'm not up there. I actually taught a couple of my kids how to fish, and my dad was known for it too. Unless you are wanting to catch another type of fish....
Guest062716's Avatar
Now that is some funny stuff, right there! LMAO!
Belle Starr's Avatar
Y'all are funny!