Hobby aphorisms revisited. Perverted, twisted sayings!

ck1942's Avatar
We all know a "stitch in time saves sixty-nine" and obviously

If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.

Then there's my personal...

Old hobbyists never die, they just peter ou.

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Your challenge:

Take a common, or not so common, saying and recast it in hobby terms.

The clck and the calendar are ticking.
sue_nami's Avatar
the proof is in the pussy pudding
get off on your high horse
one on the hand is worth 2 in the bush
man up...and bend over
black sunshine's Avatar
Joke'em if they can't take a fuck...
Miss Valentina's Avatar
Joke'em if they can't take a fuck... Originally Posted by black sunshine
This should be my motto...
Miss Valentina's Avatar
Pussy: The Original One Size Fits All
Miss Valentina's Avatar
Hobbying: AKA Pay at the Pump
black sunshine's Avatar
This should be my motto... Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
You can have it for your sig. lol
DaddyMatt's Avatar
You catch more flies with honey but more guys with pussy
DaddyMatt's Avatar
The grass is always greener on the other side of a negative hiv test
Little Monster's Avatar
If the shoe fits.....she should go barefoot anyway
black sunshine's Avatar
Enjoy life eat out more often
Save a horse, ride a call girl
Hobbying: AKA Pay at the Pump Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
God Damn! Do you ever post anything not sexy?

Sifu
Loxly's Avatar
  • Loxly
  • 09-02-2015, 10:56 PM
Hooker Golf: No penalties for extra strokes!

Also my Richard III sig line.
ck1942's Avatar
Early to bed, early to rise means someone probably overdosed on Viagra.

I disapprove of what you say, but I defend to your death the right to stick it!

Something smells rotten ...

Shit or get off with some pot.