Pick up lines..... (bet I have the worst one)

Someone ACTUALLY used this line on me the other day & although it was funny I QUICKLY rejected his advances:


He said, " I love every bone in your body.....ESPECIALLY MINE."

LMFAO!!!

Anyone have a tackier pick up line than this one?

- fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Gertrude

- guy says ' let's go for a pizza and a fuck' ; her reaction will not be positive; in response the guy says ' ok, we'll skip the pizza'

"If I were to ask you out would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Male: You look like my first wife
Female: How many times have you been married?
Male: None

Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

You must be a parking ticket, because you got fine written all over you

Male: You look like my first wife
Female: How many times have you been married?
Male: None Originally Posted by ZarahAdams

Funny..................:mf_lau ghbounce:


Would you like to grab a bottle of wine and go back to my place and fuck,or don't you drink?

Do you work for UPS? Cuz I saw you checkin out my package.

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

Do you have a band-Aid? cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?

Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

I've had the second one used on me twice

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? Originally Posted by ZarahAdams

Someday I'm going to use that one, just to see the reaction.

I also like....nice shirt, it'll look much better on my floor.

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If I call your left leg Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, may I visit between the holidays?

I have the worst one ....

I was at CVS a few years back and this guy who had recently moved to Texas approached me and said:

"Its nice to see a normal looking girl. All the girls I’ve seen in Texas have either been model gorgeous and would never talk to me, or have been dog ugly and I would never talk to them."

I rolled my eyes and told him to fuck off. The crazy part was in my eyes “he” was dog ugly and I wouldn’t have let him eat my shit if he was starving.