Funny Dates

I know that quite a few members and providers have significant others but some of us are single so I'm sure that we have had some funny occurrences while trying to date. I would love to hear stories of odd or funny things that have happened during a date.
I had one recently. I was on a date with a lady and since I tend to be old fashioned, told her I wouldn't kiss her on the first date. She informed me I had to because she was one of the best kissers around. Well, at the end of the date she leaned in and I was shocked. It seemed as though her jaw unhinged. Lol. My immediate image was the movie - the Mummy. I really wanted to tell her that someone lied to her because I felt like she swallowed my entire face. LoL beware of anyone boasting on skills, may be the Mummy.

Back in aspd days..
I had a sweet client that told me he saw my SO in the parkung lot driving away.... i asked him how he knew...he said because he had seen us at Collettes once lol

BORING! THAT'S WHY I'M IN THE HOBBY! & FOR SHOEZ & BOOZE $$$$$$!!!!

Way back in my playboy days I landed a date with this beautiful young lady. By beautiful I mean she was easily an 8 even fresh out the bed from a long night before. She had a wonderful personality with a sharp wit and quick tongue. She was a bit young for my taste (at least 10 years younger than me but still legal) but charming and intriguing so I decided what the hell. Now back in these days I was why one would refer to as a “man whore” without the pay check of course. Well as I drove out to her place to pick her up I recognized the route and the neighborhood. Not really anything out of the ordinary as I have lived her most of my life. So I cruise on over to her place and agin a hint of familiarity comes over me. I shake it off and proceed to knock on the door of this wonderful young lady with the expectation of a wonderful night filled with laughter and dancing. I knock, wait a moment but no answer. I knock again and realize there is someone on the other side of the door talking. I patiently wait for the completion of their conversation eager for my night of bliss to begin. When suddenly the door opens and a familiar face peeks around the door and says “well hello again”. Much to my chagrin we apparently were once aquatinted with one another. I played it cool and acted like I’ve been there until I realized that this was her mother. That’s right, her mother answered the door and unbeknownst to me I had inadvertently played human pretzel with a mother daughter combo. Now this wouldn’t be too terrible had the mother not once again began blowing up my phone and pursuing me even after realized what her lovely daughter and I had engaged in. I had to make the decision so I chose to cut ties with both of these lovely ladies in an effort to not become a ripple in the family pond.