IRISH
CATHOLIC CONFESSION
'Father', he
confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex
withNookie Green twice last month.'
The priest told the sinner,
'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'
Soon thereafter, another Irish man
entered the confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last
confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the past two
months.'
This time, the priest questioned,
'Who is this Nookie Green?'
'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner replied.
'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go
and say ten Hail Mary's.;
At mass the next morning, as the
priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead
gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in
the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat
down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short,
and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped as the
woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs
spread slightly apart, but just enough to reveal that she
wasn't wearing any underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy
and whispered, 'Is that Nookie Green?'
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly
reply,....'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her
shoes'..