Because I can’t jump,
Straight to the taint,
Let’s be more subtle,
A little more quaint.
Ladies let ye not forget,
The importance of booty,
Post a pic of your ass,
Tis this week’s new duty.
It can be phat,
Round as a bubble,
Just so long as,
There is no stubble.
Tits can be great,
But I should mention,
An Ass holds ones blood,
In penis retention.
