A guy goes on to a ship to sail (and work) but he notices that there's no women on board so he runs to the captain, "Captain, Captain! There's no women on board what will we do for pleasure???" The captain calms him down by saying, "Ohh... don't worry me laddie just stick your dick in that barrel and everything will be alright."
So after a few weeks at sea the guy sticks his dick in the barrel and gets a wonderful sensation. So he does this every day after that until one day he sticks his dick in the barrel and nothing happens. So he runs to the captain and says, " captain, captain! I stuck my dick in the barrel and nothing happened!" Captain laughed and replied, "Ohhh, I forgot to tell you laddie, it's your turn in the barrel!"
So after a few weeks at sea the guy sticks his dick in the barrel and gets a wonderful sensation. So he does this every day after that until one day he sticks his dick in the barrel and nothing happens. So he runs to the captain and says, " captain, captain! I stuck my dick in the barrel and nothing happened!" Captain laughed and replied, "Ohhh, I forgot to tell you laddie, it's your turn in the barrel!"