CAPTION THIS PHOTO: bird perch

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What is this bird thinking or what does this photo say?

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Im auditioning for "Jackass 3.0"
Is that a cockatoo or a cockatiel? Wait is is just a cock.
Just two peckers hanging out.
...and I thought MY pecker was big!
"Guess mommy got horny again"!
So THAT is where I left my dildo!
I guess the bird is doing a scratch-and-sniff.
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Smells like fish, looks like a dick!!
FAG!!
Polly's taxadermy shop ....... we mount all your trophies.
It reminds me of when I was dating and at her new apartment. We were in the middle of screwing and her parakeet flew out of his cage and landed right on my ass in mid thrust. Claws on the ass!! She started laughing and that ended the day....