Things you wouldn't do in real life but would in the hobby life?
Hi there guys and gals. I would like to think I live "real life" and "hobby life". I got to admit, the real life me is pretty normal and maybe on the boring side. But when I'm Kaylee, it is on! So I would like to know, what would you do in the hobby life that you would NEVER do in real life? Me, well, I have always always always wanted to be with 3 guys at once! MMMMMMM that idea makes me hot hot hot!!!
Since this a fantasy board it would be fun to hear what you would do when you are wearing your alter ego hat.
I have since figured out that when I'm Kaylee
Can I be 1 of the 3 Kaylee? Sounds kinda fun!
Kaylee,
In real life, I always use normal fonts, but in my hobby life the bigger the better
Sorry just having some fun.
Kaylee,
In real life, I always use normal fonts, but in my hobby life the bigger the better
Sorry just having some fun.
Originally Posted by cubsoxbull
LOL
Good one!
In my real life I don't "hobby". But I do in my alter ego life.
Threesomes, and even a foursome now and then, just so long as the other members of the group are women I am fine, sorry no sword crossing for me.
In real life, I am romantic. I listen to what she has to say even when she is complaining about something I do not give a damn about. I make gentle love. Sometimes it might be a bit more spirited, but there is never any risk of injury. I always end up spending a small fortune on her in one way or another.
In the hobby, I don't make love, I fuck. And I attempt to fuck every orifice in her body. The more of "her" the better (as in menage a trois/quatre/cinq). The more of the available female flesh, the better. And then I cum on her face and try to make as big a mess as I can. It is also far cheaper than real life.
Can I be 1 of the 3 Kaylee? Sounds kinda fun!
Originally Posted by angusranch
Kaylee, I'll take what's behind door number two.
Only one difference for me, in my normal life I don't have sex.
I dream about being able to use a woman for my pleasure, without worrying about whether she's going to have an orgasm, without worrying about whether she likes me, without wondering whether she'd let me fuck her ass or cum on her face, and, if she did, what she'd think of me for wanting to do that.
I dream about being with two women who are devoted to my penis -- G/G does nothing for me -- and I go nuts when I view the rare FFM porn scene where the girl who's not getting fucked either licks the dick or sucks the balls.
I dream of being in another city and taking a really hot woman whose face I've just splattered out for dinner.
I dream of roadhead, of getting a BJ under the table in a restaurant, of groping and getting grope in an elevator or some other public place without caring whether anyone sees it -- in fact, hoping that some poor schmuck who's not getting any is jealous out of his gourd.
Real life is as dull as a hammer...sexually.
Hobby life: A Provider is gonna make me up like she does to get ready for us guys:
The full make-up routine, including (but not limited to):
Foundation
Eyeliner
Rouge
BIG fake eyelashes
Lipstick
And whatever else they do...
And yeah, I'd never do this in real life. Can't wait...! mmmmmmmmmmm
I actually tone it down when I hobby. I'm a fukin freak when I get a girlfriend, at least right there at first before I get bored with them. In the real world I'm a pussy eatin moe foe. I dine at the o as well. And I don't daty or dato in the hobby. Nothing against the ladies at all, I just don't wanna lick all you guy's stipper slides off. And no dfk in the hobby either. Same reason. I don't know when her last session was. Hell for all I know some ole boy just cim 15 minutes before I got there. Not this cat. I don't snowball my own, I damn sure ain't gonna snowball yours.
Well one thing for sure...no one is going to be coming in after anyone else. I don't do more then 1 appt a day (if that) and NO ONE is going to be snowballing me. LOL
In my personal sex life I am more take charge...
In the hobby, I like to be used as a fun toy = )
