http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs...opstories.html
Now that I think of it, I believe my house could use a thorough spring cleaning.
Talk about the carpet matching the drapes!
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An animal rights activist is walking down the street and accidentally bumps into an escort wearing a mink coat. In his anger he says, "Lady, do you know how many animals had to die so you could wear that fur coat?'
She responds, "Do you know how many animals I had to fuck so I could afford this coat?"
