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  • Toyz
  • 05-25-2012, 06:39 AM
This weekends "My Babies Rent is Due" event in the Whole Foods parking lot at 6th & Lamar.

So far the lineup is as follows:

MettaliToyz~Whispers & the Softones~Homie & the Hos~Humpty~Space Mtn & the Woodies~ZTONKS Travelling band~SL & Barenaked Ladies~Ralphy & the Blue Balls~Gneiss Guy & the Cunning Linguists~A.F.K.A. & the Felatiators


Many more groups are signing up daily...

Be the first on your block to get a limited "BRID 2012" TShirt!

Not only will the bands be playing as mentioned, but there will be many events to raise funds for our babies...don't miss...

~Humpty's seminar on public defecation
~Homies wandering poetry, no one knows WTF hes saying
~Whispers timeless dramatic reading of "SIXX" (candles are encouraged but not mandatory)
~SL will demonstrate the correct way to wear a condom
~Special guest heckler EJL will take the stage at noon to put everyone in their places (its a joke EJ, play along)
~VIPLB will make a rare appearance to flip off austinites
~Final event Homie, Whispers, RR, Toyz, Ezzy & EJL will hold court with a "Insult-a-thon" where the crowd is encouraged to offer suggestions...great fun for all ages!

Don't forget the car wash, bake sale, & tainted blood drive. CJ will be selling his Grossotomy pics in a customized booth for your convenience as well.

So lets Cum together as a community for this worthy cause. Proceeds will be split between the performers to invest in the baby of their choice and get them through this tough week of making rent...
Special guests!