Litter box happiness thread

I was just thinking today that I am at my happiest when I take a shit with the bathroom door open. It's the best feeling in the world. I suggest you all try it.

So what makes you fucks that happy?

I'm guessing a trip to etna excites Amish.

Watching Silver, along the fence, lookin for Chicks.

1) My dog licking my face when I come home
2) Ltight's nubile body, sans clothing

1) My dog licking my face when I come home
2) Ltight's nubile body, sans clothing Originally Posted by dynamitekid

Isn't your dog and Ltight the same?

Happiness is:

reading a Blumax review
Grumpy munchkins
When Mandy says to me "lets go out to a fancy dinner tonight, its on BSer"

My dog is less furry.

Isn't your dog and Ltight the same? Originally Posted by BSer

My dog is less furry. Originally Posted by dynamitekid

Especially in the tit region

1. being at home alone with my 3 best buddies--my dogs
2. like you--taking a dump with the door wide open,lol
3. finally realizing these bitches are fucking crazy
4. watching amish and bser hide their bro love for each other

Having an erection that lasts more than 4 hours while laughing at the ED ads....

Sitting outside on a warm summer night with a cigar and a glass of Jack while watching the stars.

I was just thinking today that I am at my happiest when I take a shit with the bathroom door open. It's the best feeling in the world. I suggest you all try it.

So what makes you fucks that happy?
Originally Posted by BSer

Bubble baths, long walks on the beach and shaving my taint.

Why would anyone not maintain an open door shit policy? Fucking barbaric.

I was just thinking today that I am at my happiest when I take a shit with the bathroom door open. It's the best feeling in the world. I suggest you all try it.

So what makes you fucks that happy?

I'm guessing a trip to etna excites Amish. Originally Posted by BSer

I think he means opening the doors on his truck while he or someone else takes a shit in it.

Hey guys, if you keep saying nasty things about LTight, she will put you on her DNS list. She did it to me. Yeppers

I was on the DNC list from day one, I asked her since she is Eurasian, if it ran North to South or East to West.
Silver don't give a shit, either way he's on it.

No bam I was talking about shitting at home with the door open, a truly gratifying experience

Happiness is having Ltight tell you that she has put you on her DNS list. Then going to get a blow job from someone who doesn't look like she lives in a cave on middle earth.

I like going to furniture auctions where the furniture is sold to the lowest bidder