what does a pussy look like?"

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A man and son are talking, when his son asks him "Dad,
what does a pussy look like?"

The Dad confused, asks him "before or after sex?"

The kid says "Umm before sex"

So the dad says to him "Well have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with
soft red peddles."

"Yeah" says the son. "Well what about after sex" he says to his dad.

His dad replies "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"?
  • m2244
  • 10-17-2010, 12:29 PM
UNNECESSARY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!



Muah
now that you know what it looks like....
do you know what it taste like???? or feels like???
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UNNECESSARY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!



Muah Originally Posted by m2244
sorry that it upset you.

now that you know what it looks like....
do you know what it taste like???? or feels like??? Originally Posted by TaraMarie
the rose, why yes I do
ahaha that is way too funny.
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  • cnym
  • 10-17-2010, 04:44 PM
It also comes in a Six Pack
It also comes in a Six Pack Originally Posted by cnym
mmmm....didn't know they came in a can!!!! hahaha
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  • cnym
  • 10-17-2010, 04:55 PM
Here is what happens when you shave it !!!


do dicks come in a can too????? lol
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  • cnym
  • 10-17-2010, 05:02 PM
Just for you Tara
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  • cnym
  • 10-17-2010, 05:05 PM
Also comes in a Bottle !!
Great Rum by the way ...
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sorry can not show that sexy a pic on a sex board.
Just for you Tara Originally Posted by cnym
"spotted" damn I never seen a spotted one before!!!!!! hahaha

does it squirt a little at a time and keep squirting???? haha
Also comes in a Bottle !!
Great Rum by the way ... Originally Posted by cnym
mmmm I love RUM....I'll take a six pack!!!!! haha
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  • cnym
  • 10-17-2010, 05:12 PM
"spotted" damn I never seen a spotted one before!!!!!! hahaha

does it squirt a little at a time and keep squirting???? haha Originally Posted by TaraMarie

That is for me to know and for you to find out !!!