Talking Clock

I can't take credit for this, saw this somewhere else and thought I would share


Proudly showing off his new apt. to a couple of his drunk friends late one night, the drunk host led the way to his bedroom where there was a huge brass gong.
"What's the brass gong for?" slurred one of his buddies.
"It's not a gong, it's a talking clock!" the host replied.
"A talking clock, seriously?" asked the other drunk friend.
"Yup" replied the host.
"How's it work?" the 2nd guest asked, squinting at the gong.
"Watch" said the host.
He picked up a big hammer, gave the gong an ear shattering pound & stepped back.
The 3 stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed..."you Fucking
idiot----it's ten past three in the morning!"

I bet you have one of those right DT

I bet you have one of those right DT Originally Posted by naughtynatale

Yeah, but I use it for signaling a Chinese Fire Drill for Doubles. lol.

Yeah, but I use it for signaling a Chinese Fire Drill for Doubles. lol. Originally Posted by dosetank

OMG you are a riot.