Dirty bird

Stopped in Monday on my way thru town. About 4:30 ish, had a few nice looking ladies . Two actually spoke to me, a rare thing at the bird. Bailey (not her real name) is a beautiful girl with newly dyed red hair and dimples. Pretty tall. Good looking and pleasant. I’m going back to help fund her education tonight.
Three other girls as usually for the bird sat together and ignored customers.

Bailey is a sweet girl.

I never saw the point.
It's like going to the grocery store at dinner time knowing your wallet is at home.

I never saw the point.
It's like going to the grocery store at dinner time knowing your wallet is at home. Originally Posted by Enchanterlingum

Your point is well taken. When I think about what I have spent in those places. But the thing about them is it is instant. No reference checks. No ncns, no upselling and you don't have to worry about old/fake pictures. I have actually met a number of girls from the boards dancing. Saint Sabrina, Sweet Salem, Sydney Simms, Lovely Heidi & Bree Summers to name a few. So I know what you mean and you are right. Though I still enjoy a good museum and art gallery, where I can't touch either. I also have made some good friends with a few other girls and guys from the clubs. I have been invited to their parties, bbq's, hunting, fishing and hang out at their homes.

Your point is well taken. When I think about what I have spent in those places. But the thing about them is it is instant. No reference checks. No ncns, no upselling and you don't have to worry about old/fake pictures. I have actually met a number of girls from the boards dancing. Saint Sabrina, Sweet Salem, Sydney Simms, Lovely Heidi & Bree Summers to name a few. So I know what you mean and you are right. Though I still enjoy a good museum and art gallery, where I can't touch either. I also have made some good friends with a few other girls and guys from the clubs. I have been invited to their parties, bbq's, hunting, fishing and hang out at their homes. Originally Posted by TailHooked

Is Lovely Heidi still around? I saw her a while back (she is lovely indeed, and was super sweet) but her bio page, or at least the one she had when I saw her, is gone. I'd love to see her again.

It has been a few years since I saw her last. I know when you check the erotic monkey page of Kansas city KS, her ad is there. I am not sure if they just put it there or if she is still active.

She seemed a bit chunky to me, but probably borderline. To each their own. The biggest problem with the Bird is long standing— they run off the good, tolerate too many fat girls as dancers and the sit around group referenced in the review. It is accurate as noted, the same 3, usually Casey in the group. She has her regulars who haven’t caught on to the rip. Boggling since they seem to run off the good ones and then claim it’s because it’s a transient business. It’s not—it’s Twiddle Dum and Twiddle Dee that have had the place with Wes a few years now, formerly having run Tangos in the ground. Did some good things, though, such as cuter girls despite the high turn, but girl retention and fat girl rejection isn’t one set of good things. You can have cute inventory, but if they don’t stick it’s bad. Some girls have told me it’s completely different in the evening from the day, more of a party, but I don’t know. I’ve only been in a few evening sessions now and then and I wouldn’t say that. There are a couple fairly hot evening girls you see other days every now and then who do the stage but nothing else, so I think they’re paid plants. I still recommend it. Capitol goes where it’s treated best and that means in this context consistent customers spending money. The good dancers figure that out and stay, but it is very hot and cold everywhere, just more some places than others. It’s not pre-2005 anymore anywhere, though, but it’s not great when the cutest girl is the bartender and there are too many days like that. Worth taking a chance though as it costs you nothing but time and some disappointment.

I will have to admit about the bartender or waitress being the best looking girl, a lot of the time. Every once in a while, a really hot girl applies. If the lack of customers don't run her off, she has a phone list of regulars that come in at certain times. She will hide in the back and not come out until her turn on stage.

Back when I frequented strip clubs my general modus operandi was to hang out at the club for awhile getting some eye candy and a few feels and then going to an AMP or finding a street walker ( this was years ago btw.)
Lunch at the dirty bird along with a lap dance or two might be a good warmup for a Larry Land massagee.
How's the food ?

On Wednesday Joey, it is steak day. A sirloin, baked or sweet potatoe. Green beans, a piece of Texas toast, all the salad you want and a dessert. Plus all the tea you can drink.$12.00 plus tip. Then they let you draw for a free steak out of the crown royal bag. If you pick a pink bead, your lunch is on the house. Alcoholic Drinks aren't included.

On Wednesday Joey, it is steak day. A sirloin, baked or sweet potatoe. Green beans, a piece of Texas toast, all the salad you want and a dessert. Plus all the tea you can drink.$12.00 plus tip. Then they let you draw for a free steak out of the crown royal bag. If you pick a pink bead, your lunch is on the house. Alcoholic Drinks aren't included. Originally Posted by TailHooked

Sounds like a great deal.