Need A Fu*k Buddy?

The economy has put me in the poor house...LOL
Yet my needs have not keep up with my pocket book.
So I’m offering my services to all my escort friends to be your BF.
I know this probable not work but hey it's fun to dream being that my hobby habits are stifled for the time.
Have a great week end




Happy Apirl 1

Ok, answer this oxymoron. How can you be a BF and broke at the same time? Oh wait, you didn't say "good BF" hehe

Meg

Be sure and let us know who takes you up on the offer gr8, and write a review

and don't go taking out the garbage or helping with the dishes or any of that other BFE shit, you'll make the rest of us look worse than we already do.

It may be a day dream, yet one can always hope.
Promiss to write a review.

Your chance of finding a free sex partner on almost any OTHER board are greater than on here. Seriously, you're asking from among the population of ladies guaranteed NOT to be sex-deprived LOL!.

That's like going into an established massage business and offering to let them massage you for free for practice.

Pick any other board or organization out of a hat~ ladies sharing recipes, knitting groups, bowling leagues, church, Bible studies, tennis clubs, forums for political debate, makeup or any other topic under the sun other than pay-for-play.

Not to mention Adult Friend Finder, Plenty of Fish, Matchmaker, eHarmony, bars, grocery store....

Pick any other board or organization out of a hat~ ladies sharing recipes, knitting groups, bowling leagues, church, Bible studies, tennis clubs, forums for political debate, makeup or any other topic under the sun other than pay-for-play.

Not to mention Adult Friend Finder, Plenty of Fish, Matchmaker, eHarmony, bars, grocery store....



Originally Posted by HoneyRose

Honey, you mean get a real girlfriend? That's when fucking gets REALLY expensive.

i think its meant to be an april fools joke....

and a good one. nonetheless, i was hoping to see his inbox fill up.

Ok, answer this oxymoron. How can you be a BF and broke at the same time? Oh wait, you didn't say "good BF" hehe

Meg Originally Posted by hotlips_houlihan

I just want a friend.

If your avatar was a picture of you licking your eyebrows you might have some takers...

Lotto..

I'll be your fuck buddy!


APRIL FOOLS'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did someone say free. It's only free when I give it to um. Right now thats my friend Lana. She's on top as long as it takes. Or not