My vote is for Charles Barkley. I watched the golf show where Tiger's former golf instructor, Hank Haney, tried to improve Chuck's golf game. Barkley was an absolute riot on this show and his love for life seems very infectious. Seems like he would keep my in stitches and I would be in a great mood.
Sample line from the show, "Hank, I'm playing so poorly I was thinking of killing myself. Then I said, 'Charles, you're rich and good-looking. You have a lot to live for!'" LOL
Alyssa Nicole should qualify as celebrity in the DFW area. There are a few other locals who are hotter than most celebs. Under the right conditions they might have actually been a celeb.