Southern Poverty Law Center Adds Itself To List Of Hate Groups

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https://babylonbee.com/news/southern...st-hate-groups

Southern Poverty Law Center Adds Itself To List Of Hate Groups
February 7th, 2018

MONTGOMERY, AL—In an update Wednesday to its Hatewatch blog, the Southern Poverty Law Center announced the newest addition to its authoritative list of hate groups: the Southern Poverty Law Center.

“We have identified an organization with a clear history of rank intolerance toward faith communities based solely upon their sincerely held religious convictions,” the statement reads. “This organization has encouraged ostracism and threats toward people, politicians, and businesses that do not adhere to its rigid progressive agenda. It has existed and operated right under our noses for years. It is known as the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC).”

The statement continued, “Now that we have identified our very own organization as a hate group and added the SPLC to the ‘Extremist Files’ section of our website, we will oppose ourselves and our radical agenda with vigor, and we will slander and boycott any person or group that associates with us or cites our intolerant, anti-Christian, identity-politics-driven list of so-called ‘hate groups.’ We will also be opening new litigation against ourselves for defamation, libel, and human rights violations.”

After the announcement, major media outlets accepted the SPLC’s new distinction without question, but immediately ran into a catch-22—how to malign the newly-anointed hate group without citing the newly-anointed hate group.

At publishing time, the press was still unsure how to deal with the paradox.
  • oeb11
  • 02-18-2021, 08:37 AM
DF - thank you for the laugh - at teh expense of teh hypocritical LSM and DPST/ccp ers.
  • oeb11
  • 02-18-2021, 10:08 AM
Amen !
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Kamala Harris was all over the news, NBC, MSNBC, CNN spreading fake news that there were no vaccines available no distribution plan, until Joe Biden became President. I guess she missed the fact that Joe Biden got his shot before Trump left office.


Even NBC had trouble defending comments made by Harris although they wouldn't come right out and criticize her because that might cost them some points
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I hate women but love them too .
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I hate women but love them too . Originally Posted by Ripmany

you know, thats misogyny.
Kamala Harris was all over the news, NBC, MSNBC, CNN spreading fake news that there were no vaccines available no distribution plan, until Joe Biden became President. I guess she missed the fact that Joe Biden got his shot before Trump left office.


Even NBC had trouble defending comments made by Harris although they wouldn't come right out and criticize her because that might cost them some points Originally Posted by HedonistForever
Revising history, polls and science is the forte of the Democratic Socialist party.
I hate women but love them too . Originally Posted by Ripmany
Can't love women, only understand them.
Can't love women, only understand them. Originally Posted by zerodahero
Can't understand women, only make love to them.