Ok, here's what puzzles me... So these folks down in Guatemala are somehow scraping together thousands of dollars to pay coyotes for the "privilege" of being transported in a boxcar, smuggled thousands of miles, raped and beaten along the way, then death-marched across the hot desert and chased by US Border Patrol agents.
WTF? Why don't they just spend the money to buy some nice clothes, along with first-class airline tickets to Orlando/Disneyworld, then overstay their tourist visas?
Or why don't they use the money to fly to Tijuana or Juarez - close to legal points of entry to apply for asylum in the US without being thrown in jail or separated from their kids?
Don't these dumbfucks even know how to properly game our wonderfully accommodating immigration system? Wtf am I missing?