I know that Towel Day is celebrated every year on 25 May as a tribute to the author Douglas Adams by his fans.
But do I need to start and bring a towel to incalls these days?
Aside from all the risks of doing that, is it too much to expect at least one clean towel for a before/after shower? And a small clean one for cleanups in between?
Would you Ladies be offended if I indeed figure out a way to bring my own towel?
I much prefer that you ladies start to Know Where Your CLEAN Towels Are.
Bringing my own towel might have an immense psychological value.
(now mis-quoting my beloved Adam's)
For some reason, if a hoogar discovers that a hobbyist has his towel with him, she will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, washcloth, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet-weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the hoogar will then happily lend the hobbyist any of these or a dozen other items that the hobbyist might accidentally have "lost". What the hoogar will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
Is that what you want ????