Alert: Coeds Scamming Unsuspecting Gentlemen

Toolman's Avatar
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is a 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Sam's, Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, and Wal-Mart. Over the last month I became a victim of an insidious scam while out shopping. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two nice-looking, college-aged girls come over to you as you are loading your purchases into your car or truck. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and soapy water, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy tops. (It's impossible not to look).





When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. It also happened on October 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 27th, and will likely again this upcoming weekend.

So be careful out there. These coeds shamelessly take advantage of us older men without qualm or compunction. Warn your friends to be ever vigilant. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the dollar store and bought out three such stores.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Costco, Etc.


The G.O.A.T's Avatar
ROFL
LMBAO
awesome -- if this was real- love how you turned the tables
LMOA!!! Now that is funny.
aznlvr11's Avatar
There's a Home Depot around the corner from me. I'm constantly getting scammed....... LMAO!
LOL !!
Jack Flash's Avatar
That's been around for years and is still funny as hell.
Imbecil's Avatar
Lmao
Hilarious
That was good...
Toolman, Which Wal-mart was it ? I'll head over there this weekend :-)