Two EROTIC, WONDERFUL, EXCITING new things I tried-and YOU should too!!

OK, so I had an appointment with a gent and we got to talking about exciting things he liked, and he brought up porn and the awesome things that are done in mainstream porn and how he would like to try them. Being adventurous, I agreed! After all, he assured me that he wanted to try these things out of a spirit of respect(and endearment, of course) for me!

I'm sure everyone has seen the two porn genres I'm talking about. ATM-Ass To Mouth, and Gape That Ass. Mmmmmmm I'm getting all excited just THINKING about it!!!!

Soooooo, we did Greek. And like in the ATM style porn, he took his dick right out of my ass and put it directly into my mouth. WOW!!!!!!!!! It was AWESOME! The best part was that he was doing it out of respect for me, just like he said! Yummy!

Then, we went back to more Greek. And as in the Gape That Ass style porn, he took out his cock, spread my asshole wide open and spit into it! AMAZING is all I can say! The feeling was UNBELIEVABLE!!

So to my many Austin friends, I tell you-you MUST try these things!

Austin ladies, please make sure you post on this thread that you are more than willing to try these things. After all, if it's done in porn, we should do it in the hobby too!!!!!! And don't even THINK about charging extra, silly girl!

Just make sure and remind your guest that he do it with a spirit of respect. And endearment.

And when he pisses on your leg and tells you it's raining, just happily smile your best Stepford Hooker smile. H
AidanRedd's Avatar
And if you like that, you just might love having a guy piss inside you. They say it will make you cum rockets instantly!!
derek303's Avatar
Sweet Heather just moved up a lot of guys to do list.
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  • Carl
  • 06-19-2010, 05:41 PM
I'm not into A2M, but how to you feel like being on the receiving end of a Hot Carl? Or a Cleveland Steamer? Cincinnati Bowtie?
missi hart's Avatar
sweet heather, here is an idea---how about respecting ideas and opinions different from yours, and ending your silly little crusade?
Takeshi Miike's Avatar
Honestly, all I got to say is I love the sarcasm. I do like Greek every once in a while, but only with women who enjoy or request it. If I'm paying extra for it, my only thought is that it's a chore to the woman and not a pleasure which really doesn't float my boat. Believe it or not, women who enjoy Greek exist both in the hobbying world and in real life. As for ass to mouth and gaping, that shit is foul. I don't understand what the appeal is honestly.
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You should never pay more than regular full price for Greek.
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this is co-ed discussion. I am really not understanding the anger and sarcasm, Heather.

A provider will usually list her likes and dislikes ( I personally dislike the term "Menu" ) on her website or eccie ad. That is her venue to comunicate to the gentlemen what to expect from an encounter with her.

You seem to be on a rant against the other providers; ie: Stepford Hooker Smiles?

We do not all march lock-step to the tune of one drummer. When a gentleman views a providers page and notes what activities that lady prefers, he is making an informed choice to spent time with her because of what she provides.

I have rarely seen in my 23 years of meeting ladies a "group mentality" that we will all do exactly the same thing and not what we personally enjoy.

I am curious why you are so angry.....
And if you like that, you just might love having a guy piss inside you. They say it will make you cum rockets instantly!! Originally Posted by AidanRedd
OK,I'm ready if the Austin girls will join me(I'm SURE they will). How much should we charge???
sweet heather, here is an idea---how about respecting ideas and opinions different from yours, and ending your silly little crusade? Originally Posted by missi hart
And here's an idea for YOU. How about respecting OTHERS opinions and ideas...????

My silly little crusade? Why are you so judgmental????????????

All I am saying is that I LOVE ATM and GAPE THAT ASS. Is thar offensive to you? Why? Are you a bigot?

AGAIN I say...Austin ladies, who will join me in this wonderful new world of ATM and Gape That Ass???

Well?
As for ass to mouth and gaping, that shit is foul. Originally Posted by Takeshi Miike
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

How DARE you say that something *I* enjoy is "foul".

Are you crazy??? Are you "judgemental"????????????????? ??????????

I am visiting Austin August 15th thru 21st. Iwill be offering Greek, ATM, Gape That Ass for $100 an hour(a FULL hour). Austin ladies, step up...the bar is now raised:wavet owel2:
You should never pay more than regular full price for Greek. Originally Posted by AidanRedd
AGREED!!!!!

Not only that, but ATM and Gape That Ass should be included, right Austin ladies???
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I pity you. It must be a scary world for you.
[quote=runswithscissors;367477]this is co-ed discussion.Uh, right. That's why I am responding. Duh.

I am really not understanding the anger and sarcasm, Heather. Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I'm just saying that I enjoy ATM and Gape That Ass, and that other providers in Austin should too, since a very nice hobbyist convinced me that it is a form of "endearment" and since it is in porn, and he doesn't get it at home, like Greek and COF, I, as a provider, should provide it. Right??. I'm SURE you understand.



You seem to be on a rant against the other providers;And why would that be, since I am a provider. The providers that are in this co-ed discussion are friends of mine. Are you a hater?

We do not all march lock-step to the tune of one drummer. Wow. Coulda fooled me!

When a gentleman views a providers page and notes what activities that lady prefers, he is making an informed choice to spent time with her because of what she provides.But I thought that the discussion was about things hobbyists didn't get at home, and what they liked to view on porn, and what we providers should lock-step in unison and provide.

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I am curious why you are so angry....Me? Angry? Don't be so judgemental!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . I DO kinda get bent outta shape when things that are in reality so distasteful are presented as the mainstream of services that providers should perform. I know..BAD BAD provider..if we don't follow lock-step with the program presented by providers that feel they will do ANYTHING a gent asked because they are terrified they won't make money if they don't(LOL), BAD BAD. Sooo sorry SIR. [/quote]
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You know what really chaps my ass? Providers that giggle tee-hee say whatever they think will get them business but then complain about hobbyists "pushing bounderies" and THEN GRIPE ABOUT IT ON THE BACK CHANNELS. You know who you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!___________________-
Since this seems to be directed at me here is my response:

um hum...sratching my head? I said that BEFORE I was a provider I perceived cof as degrading. That was BEFORE I had the wonder experience of cof with a great gentleman that did cof. My experience with him was endearing and erotic to ME. Will I do that with every gentleman? Probably not. Will I make it part of my routine gfe? Probably not, but if I did what business is it of anyones to judge or suggest I charge more? Who said I did or didn't charge more? Why would another provider care anyway? I would NOT do anything with ANYONE I felt was humiliating or degrading. I do not set hard limits for gfe and all that gfe entails. After all, it is very subjective. To me, gfe means many things and it shouldn't be limited to certain acts or categorized. Money does not motive me to do certain acts, and certainly acts I feel would be degrading. What motivates me is what I like. I simply wanted to know what the appeal was all about from the hobbyist perspective. It's kind of like asking a man what it feels like to be inside of a woman. It was sheer curiosity, nothing more nothing less. I don't think that makes me naive nor will it motivate me to do cof for everyone just because guys like it. I do what I damn well want to and haven't had many complaints! I do not understand your anger and sarcasm. I guess I don't understand because It's not in me to treat another provider with such disrespect.