Tips for the guys

1.Carry a tube of ben gay or tooth paste in your car, rub between fingers.
works every time, soreness is common, you know.
Do Not put the ben gay by the boys though. You will regret it.
2.Get gas on your way home, make sure to get some on her hands, rub briskly.
3. Infamous BJ also gave a great tip, if you happen to get claw marks on your back from a crazy bronco buck wild session, get a back scratcher and scratch the hell out of it, make sure to do it in front of her to.
Just tips to pass along.
Of course please share if you have more.

I keep a bottle of windex in the car and towels. I hose down with it and wipe it off. Throw away the towels. It evaporates quickly, it will remove all cologne and perfume smells as well. never had an issue afterwards. You could also keep a change of clothes to use before the appointment, so you can change back after the appointment. Just to be sure.

My hobby clothes:

If you haven't showered afterwards, go to the King Spa.

Shower and saunas~~$18
Dinner after shower~~$10

Alibi~~~Priceless

My hobby clothes:
Originally Posted by slowmover

A hazmat suit? Who the hell are you seeing?

Join a Gym..
Free Shower..
Great excuse to have extra clothes in Gym Bag
Might not hurt to tone up a bit.

Here is what I take:

1. Toothbrush & Toothpaste
2. Gum
3. Cologne
4. Rubbers (Magnum...XXS)
5. Cigar - light one after the session to mask the odor of unfaithfulness
6. butt plug - for the ride to the session. For those with no sense of humor, I'm kidding.
7. White envelope labeled "money to pay (provider name here) for sex, not time"

1.**a tube of ben gay or tooth paste in your car**
2.** Gas **
3. ** a back scratcher ** Originally Posted by lilsmurf

quote=Jasser;413294]

1. Toothbrush & Toothpaste
2. Gum
3. Cologne
4. Rubbers (Magnum...XXS)
5. Cigar - light one after the session to mask the odor of unfaithfulness
6. butt plug - for the ride to the session. For those with no sense of humor, I'm kidding.
7. White envelope labeled "money to pay (provider name here) for sex, not time" Originally Posted by Jasser

Hey! I could market the:
HOBBYIST TRAVEL PAK !!

everything you would need to be prepared to PLAY!

I could even include a car freshener if you'de like!
Altho..the hazman suite would be a major markup .. ha!

What'dya say boys? Shall we look for capital investors???

GingerB

Here is what I take:

1. Toothbrush & Toothpaste
2. Gum
3. Cologne
4. Rubbers (Magnum...XXS)
5. Cigar - light one after the session to mask the odor of unfaithfulness
6. butt plug - for the ride to the session. For those with no sense of humor, I'm kidding.
7. White envelope labeled "money to pay (provider name here) for sex, not time" Originally Posted by Jasser

Now that's a man with a plan!!

Join a Gym..
Free Shower..
Great excuse to have extra clothes in Gym Bag
Might not hurt to tone up a bit. Originally Posted by morefunat38

Exactly.