The Job Applicant

Sweet N Little's Avatar
Resimay:



To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond
to me well. Certain women and all the menn.

I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

lotty

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

















Employer's response:

Dear Lotty ,

It's OK honey, we've got a spell checker.

See you Monday.
southernpsi's Avatar
Yes we have spell check but also a dress code for office employees 2 piece bikinis or any seethru clothing.But first we half to do a weekly fisical please strip for me.