Two lawyers are stranded on a deserted island, nothing around
>>> them for miles and miles but water. They've been stranded here
>>> for quite some time, so they've gotten quite bored with one
>>> another.
>>>
>>> One of the lawyers tells the other he's going to climb to the
>>> top of the tree (the only thing on the island) to see if he can
>>> possibly see a rescue team coming.
>>>
>>> The other lawyer tells him he's crazy and that he's just wasting
>>> his time and won't see anything. But the lawyer proceeds to
>>> climb to the top of the tree anyway.
>>>
>>> He's up there only a short time when the lawyer down on the
>>> ground hears him say, "Wow! I can't believe my eyes! I don't
>>> believe this is true!"
>>>
>>> So the lawyer on the ground says, "What do you see? I think
>>> you're hallucinating and you should come down right now."
>>>
>>> So the lawyer reluctantly climbs down the tree and proceeds to
>>> tell his friend that he saw a naked blonde woman floating face
>>> up headed toward their island.
>>>
>>> The other lawyer starts to laugh, thinking his friend has surely
>>> lost his mind. But within a few minutes, up floats a naked
>>> blonde woman, face up, totally unconscious.
>>>
>>> The two lawyers go over to where she is, and one says to the
>>> other, "Well, you know it's been a long time... do you think we
>>> should screw her?"
>>>
>>> The other lawyer responds, "Out of what?"
