As we approach the first turn, JDIdiot, IBIdiot and IIFFYIdiot are running neck and neck in this, the first running of the IOTY (not IATY) Downs.
Not to be outdone, DSKIdiot & COIdiot closely follow as they both are running directly behind the 3 leaders.
Bringing up the rear (and enjoying the aroma) is the Patriarch himself. LLIdiot may need a wheelchair to make it all the way to the finish line.
It should be noted that Turdy the Idiot Turdfly was last seen buzzin'' around the horse manure at the starting gate. TurdyIdiot is obviously anticipating a turd filled smorgasbord.
This is going to be a race to the finish!
May the best Idiot win!