I would buy a book of 3dom’s amp ho-etry, no lie
Originally Posted by JamesDeen
Holy Trickle Down Humps! I have some good news Mr D33N!
First off, thanks man, i appreciate the love, and believe you/me when the shit pops off, WE as me and my homieJames Dean are going on the 3DOM WORLD HUMPING TOUR throughout Asia and it is very safe to say we will be doing a little bit of sum humpin’ ...Not for RR either, but as our main HOcational frontline occupational gig, yes my friend We fucking Hump! Damn right and get massively compensated for our Fine and Fancy Vagisuirres International “who to hump” and “ the joy of HOetry” magazine, and relative humping affairs. Kind of like Eccie only better. Why? We sample fine vagina, get paid, and hump! Asiatic Dime pieces have to call our own personal EMOs to book a both our standard and VIP humpty-Dump packages. Any of deez hoz act up or talk shit, EMO say 3DoM looong vacation when the Cat keeps trying to comeback & scratch at the door ! We have another Emo that interviews Hoz just for a chance to Get a little whiste wetter of our world class, Standing DOggie ONly, HumP-pAss -
Humpcats like us don’t work a day in our life except when we hump and are doing workout fitness humping, which includes our beekrym yoga hump class, and spinhumping cardio. Don’t forget working on our Shao Lin MonK HuMPinG Skills ... oh yeah, and then we eat, poop, and did I mention that we would hump??
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AND THEN WE BRUSH OUR TEETH AND THEN WE Hump hump hump hump hump Hump hump hump hump hump Hump hump hump hump hump Hump hump hump hump Hump hump hump hump hump
Hump hump hump hump hump Hump hump hump hump hump Hump
AND THEN WE COMB OUR HAIR AND THEN WE
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AND THEN WE BUY SOME CHEWING GUM AND THEN WE
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———————————20 YEARS LATER————————————
WE ASKS OURSELVES WHY ???YET STILL WE
Hump hump hump hump hump Hump hump hump hump hump Hump hump hump hump hump Hump hump hump hump hump Hump hump hump hump hump Hump hump hump hump hump Hump hump hump hump hump hump
HAVE A HEART ATTACK WHILE WE ARE HUMPING AND THEN WE DIE A HAPPY GUY AND THEN...
On our headstones
~3DOM and James D33N humped~
Wait, that sounded awkwardly gay
~ we separately heterosexually humped~
Better? All good we have some time to figure it out, let’s go hump!