You all need to relax...

I'll start it off:
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A lawyer, an Illegal alien, a pathological liar, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar.

Bartender asks...

"What'll it be, Mr. President?"
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Your turns.

Here's one for everyone here!

One objection. There isn't a single Libertarian I know of who supports the idea that we can do without government. Libertarians believe we have way too much government, but having no government is part of their system.

Below is the Libertarian Party USA website. Please find for me where they support no government at all.

http://www.lp.org/

Still the best..

I've always like this one too...

Good Night everybody!