Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she
said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Little Jenny was next:
"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone
that magazines would keep them up on current events."
"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..
Eventually, it was Little Barack's turn.
The teacher held her breath ...
Little Barack walked to the front of the classroom and dumped
a box full of cash on the teacher's desk and smugly said: "$2,467.
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling"
"Toothbrushes," said Little Barack.
"Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Barack,
"I set up a Dip & Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free
sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!"
Then I would say, "It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"
"I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty that they say is good, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth."
Don't you just love little Barack and what he has done to the U.S. now
that he is all growed up!
HST - the "Holey Shit Tax!"
