Top 10 Provider Feeble Excuses

1. Cell Phone - lost or dead
2. Car - wrecked or dead
3. Relative - sick or dead
4. Pet - sick or dead
5. Time of the Month
6 - 10. Add your own

I still will always remember one of my favorites. I was going to Orlando and set up appointment with a BP provider. She NCNS me and the next day explained that she went to Disney World so I lost out to Mickey Mouse

6. Can't find kids a sitter

7. Im running late, but then shows up 2hrs later.

8. Car is running, but Has no gas.

there's really no excuse for a NCNS... but i have been "out of commission" for a few weeks b/c of a sick relative... had to go to another town to take care of him and there's no way in hell i'm working from where he lives. Yikes. LOL

I knew a provider that had a LOT of ncns show reports. once guys started calling her out publically, she explained to each one that her grandma had died. Funny thing is, the calls were spread apart over the course if a year.

Maybe a paternal grandma, maternal, step-grandma, half-brothers grandma, etc etc, all in the same year...lol

1) I had unexpected company, my period and my sister.
2) Your references checked out, that scared me.
3) I was possessed, but I saw an exorcist.
4) I missed my 4 flights, damn airlines.
5) My last client had turrets, he knocked over a candle and my in call burned down.
6) I forgot the session before you was a doubles but in two different cities.
7) The free clinic was packed, I’m ready now.
8) I ran out of “large” condoms, you do wear large right?
9) I decided to go lesbian
10) I thought you were just kidding when you said “right fucking now”.

I had to have an operation
My pimp ran over my toe.
I fell asleep two minutes before I was supposed to leave.
I think I have a brain cloud or something like that.
My right breast is leaking air.
I thought you meant next Thursday.
I'm so sorry I have never done this before. Let's reschedule and I will give you 5$ off
I decided to quit the business but I woke today different so what time would you like?
I have razor rash on my ass.
There was a tornado followed by a flat right when I ran out of gas.

The other guy showed up first...Sorry

"Got pulled over by the cops..."

Believe it or not....

1) I had to move to a new motel, they wouldn't give me any more towels.
2) I had to go pay my electric bill.
3) My credit card was refused so I couldn't get a room.
4) My sister is in the hospital.
5) I share my in call and it got trashed.
6) Your references aren't getting back to me.
7) I couldn't find my car keys.
8) I had to take my dog to the vet.
9) I decided to go on tour with my friend. Sorry I forgot to call.

OK this is June & July so far.....

1. My kid is in the hospital.
2. Had to spend all day at my kids school.
3. I can do a fbsm faster then gfe.

Most recently... Cut short cuz she had to poop.

Most recently... Cut short cuz she had to poop. Originally Posted by Mr Blonde

OMG!

6. Can't find kids a sitter

7. Im running late, but then shows up 2hrs later.

8. Car is running, but Has no gas. Originally Posted by BabyDallass

number 8, too funny. lol!!!!

You didn't really specify what excuses were for... I assume you are talking about canceling an appointment or a NCNS...

I have never NCNSed but have had several clients NCNS...

I have had clients cancel on me either short notice or in advance at a rate of 50 to 1...

Things happen. We all have busy real lives. Communication is the key. Try not to set appointments you cant keep. If you have to cancel for whatever reason give as much notice as possible. Don't make it a habit... A reason(excuse) should not be required. It is probably or should be none of the others business...

Client Excuses(reasons)
#1 Work
#2 Kids
#3 Wife or SO
#4 Money
#5 Vehicle(only heard this one twice)
Followed by a big long story. We don't need to know.

If you truly want to see us and have not change your mind then just reschedule and don't play BS games.

If you have changed your mind(for waterever reason). Just say sorry and move on. I will get over it